i should be working

that's the best thing i've seen in days

[mostlycatsmostly]

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[supercumrat64]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

don’t even talk to me unless this is on your head 24/7

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20160418]

[sosuperawesome]

Solar System Stacking Ring Set by Jam Inc Jewelry on Etsy

More like this

[z3r0infinity]

I LOVE THESE

[localstarboy]

Mom: Did you take out the meat? Im On my way home now Me:

[sauvamente]

Stress

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[avatar-dacia]

Keeping this.

[baby-and-cakes]

Who wants to have a laundry soap making party? @moniquill @sisterwho-refuses-togetatumbl-r @tiopasnow Also anybody else I forgot?

[sisterwho-refuses-togetatumbl-r]

That’s almost as rustic as a quilting bee. I’m in

[slightmood]

someone’s sitting on my dinner and i consider it to be huge a inconvenience but….. I love them . so it’s alright

[naqqs]

??

[slightmood]

[stolentweets]

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

(Crazy Ex-Girlfriend + Clickhole)

[denzelle]

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

[denzelle]

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

[motorizedmycologist]

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

[gothcroissant]

Hillary Clinton used her “leftover campaign cash” to make sure her campaign staff had health insurance through the end of the year even after their jobs ended, because that’s who Hillary Clinton is.

[lasombritas]

we fucked up so bad

[ichigo-kuriimu]

step one: dont do the thing

failed step one

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[jupiterfemme]

trump: *becomes president*

nasa: ok so we found 7 new earth sized planets, 3 of which are habitable

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[textsfromtheinstitute]