Wine and bubblebaths

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

[marveladdicts]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Joe and Anthony Russo

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[boota]

[make--it--gayer]

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[lilnightwing]

[wlwellbutrin]

it disturbs me that a lot of lesbians i talk to seem to think bi women dating men are in similar material positions to straight women. the reality is that regardless of a bi woman’s current or past relationship status, she will always share a fundamental level of understanding with me as a lesbian. certainly there are material benefits conferred on m/f relationships, but that doesn’t stop the woman in question from continuing to experience homophobia—particularly, though not exclusively, at the hands of her boyfriend! bi women are always treated differently than straight women and if your rhetoric obscures or denies that then it’s bad rhetoric.

[chibikaizoku]

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

[hopelesslyindenial]

Is….the poop dancing too?

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[dankmemeuniversity]