(microwave hum noise)

my name is George I'm 22 and there's nothing wrong with me

[schwarzfee]

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[frogmoss1]

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

[frogmoss1]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Review for Portal

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[probuccalfat]

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ewaneneollav]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[beemovieerotica]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[clanslist]

[beardedmrbean]

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo