meh

[hanna | 24 | sweden]

[eepybubble]

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand

[frozenknight]

Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

[guy0509]

why does it cost money

[what-even-is-thiss]

“What’s your dream car?”

I do not dream of cars.

[mynowherenothing]

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

[tamagotchikgs]

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

[pr]

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

[jamie-merry]

[porterr-robinson]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

[mariamlovesyou]

good morning insane girls 😍 the rest of u.... gm i guess 😒😐🙄

[jennifersbod]

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

[dykeleftinhotcar]

need to be dipped in egg and then dipped in flour and then back in egg and then in breadcrumbs and then put into the hot oil rn

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[ashstfu]

the relationship between a girl and her bedside table is very special

[abortiondelight]

every woman should get every wednesday off forever

[neenarchive]

someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it