hannibalistic-friskies

“There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

[amateur]

[notanotherrandomblogger-deactiv]

“We shall defend Tamriel, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!” ~Martin Septim, Great Battle of Bruma, TESIV: Oblivion

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[moonstem]

mama morga 👏👏👏

[outofcontextdnd]

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

[geostatonary]

[elsajeni]

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

[lordsoth42]

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

[aeriktirel]

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

[dealingwithaces]

Abs of treason

[commandgoldfuckers]

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

no no you gotta understand there is also a Magic card called Act of Treason and Enthralling Victor has a similar effect hence “Abs of Treason” and that goblin is a Twitch emote for the official MtG channel and all of these are actual facts

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

(insp.)

[elizastarkart-blog]

Obsessed with the idea of this beautiful problem child in a waistcoat. Wolfsbane because they’re his favorite, roses because I love him. (yep his bangs are on the wrong side, it looked nicer flipped this way)

[hannibalistic-friskies]

I may or may not have dropped my panties

[worldoftamriel]

The Nine Divines in the The Great Chapel of Arkay, Cheydinhal

[jeanqrey]

I’m just surprised anyone would date you… especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

[incorrectarcanaquotes]

Valerius: I’m having salad for dinner.

Valerius: Well, fruit salad.

Valerius: Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

Valerius: Okay, it’s all grapes.

Valerius: Fermented grapes.

Valerius: It’s wine. I’m having wine for dinner.

[lyntreisback]

Asra no…

[thearcanagame]

Parents, just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn’t mean they have a significant other. Maybe they’re just looking at HD photos of Faust.

[hannibalistic-friskies]

Why am I still alive? I don't deserve it.

[dialasb-blog]

The higher he rose the fainter the screams became. His big muscled gold wings spread out carrying him towards the clouds.Too long, it had been too long since he flew. His muscles ached and groaned with every movement. Breaking free from those chains took even him by surprise. The last shred of strength he had locked away, forgotten. His instincts took over, scanning the skies for danger, looking for a safe place to land. A faint blinking light caught his eye, angling his body he squinted at the source. It was too far away to make anything out. It beckoned him to it, without thinking twice he shot for it.

[dialasb-blog]

To Live

When the days all blend into a blur of moments and you cant really tell what was yesterday or what was 4 days past. Your grip on reality loosens and your body is on auto pilot. Sleep, Eat, work, Repeat.

When the memories fade, and you realize something that felt like just  last month became a year ago. 

You become aware. Aware of the time flying by. The promise of always a tomorrow is fleeting. Minutes, hours, days, weeks, years, all flying by. Suddenly you panic. There isn’t enough hours in a day to do everything you put off till tomorrow. Your tomorrows are numbered.

In making plans and lists and projects you forgot to follow them. You wrote a bucket list. It now lies forgotten in the bottom of the drawer as you continued on sleeping, eating, working.

Was this how you wanted to spend your spec of time in this world. Stuck in the turning wheels of responsibilities? 

Don’t forget to live. Ah but to live, to dream and to follow those dreams, you need to make a living. And you are back at the beginning of the cycle. Trapped by a man made concept of wealth and power, unable to break free.

But have you really tried?

[dialasb-blog]

Her muse.

The moonlight peaking through the curtains illuminated his face. So peaceful in his sleep, the curve of his mouth relaxed after the long tense days that kept him so on edge. Macy sat watching the rise and fall of his chest, her eyes traced their way up to his face. A small smile played on her lips. Watching him rest, it hit her. He filled her with so much passion that she longed to create. She understood, in the single moment, that her art, usually born from great suffering, can be born from great love. She felt their love, it was tangible and she could mold it into art. In one moment of epiphany, he became her muse.

[dialasb-blog]

His head bowed down, eyes closed. Hot tears mixing in with the dripping water turned cold after being under it for so long. Each drop washes away the filth. Each, tear reminds him how truly alone he now was. His screaming thoughts choke the sound of his despair. He had failed. When it counted the most he failed his vow to his brothers. And now, after washing off the gore and the blood, his shame clung to him as a second skin. He stayed under the shower long after the steam turned to cold. Until he could barely feel his muscles, until the ache in his heart was mirrored in the blue of his lips. Only then did he get out.