Hannah

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Have you been an extra in movies?

no but ive been extra in Real Life

[thebootydiaries]

listen 👂🏼 SWEETIE 🙄✋ i may be UGLY 🙊🙅🏽😤 but at least 💋💯 i’m BROKE 💅🏽💅🏽🐸☕️

[thebootydiaries]

me: he took 5 minutes to reply maybe he’s busy 

me to me: reply 20 minutes later with “k”

[boredpanda]

Meet Thor, The Bengal Cat With Purrfectly Beautiful Fur

[onlytwitterpics]

[macklemuffin]

when ur friend bemis is being unreasonable

[cheaphalloweencostume]

who’s gonna be the one to tell people in north carolina this is how literally the entire world works

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

“but the government can watch you over the pokemon go app” watch👏🏻 me👏🏻 catch this 👏🏻 jiggly puff

[hannnahliz]

me at the beginning of summer: now that school is over I finally have time to practice my instrument

me at the end of summer: lol what note does the c major scale even start on? ?

[weloveshortvideos]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I needed this

[thatadult]

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

“just because you have ADHD/ADD doesn’t mean that you should not be able to pay attention to things”

??????

like what the fuck do you think the “AD” part of ADHD/ADD stands for ? Aqua Dog?? Amazing Dinosaur ?? Alpha Dong ???

[dashbeardconfessional]

[lindsayslohan]

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. ”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[attracted-deactivated20170927]

[sernacht-deactivated20181216]

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer.”

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

[5sos]

You spin me right ‘round