My life as it is.

[gorgously]

“I once had a garden filled with flowers that grew only on dark thoughts but they need constant attention & one day I decided I had better things to do.”

— Brian Andreas (via perrfectly)

[d3ssins]

[sad-spine]

[books-n-quotes]

“It’s better this way. A little lonelier but better.”

— Lisa Schroeder, The Day Before

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

[dizepm-deactivated20180217]

im an orange juice grandma

[fvcked--waves]

Call me at night and tell me you wanted to hear my voice

[hplyrikz]

Everything I love here

[poems-and-word]

[love]

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[enterheavenalive]

*walks by a happy couple holding hands*

Me: he’s lying girl

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[naprasno]

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

[2-shane-s]

when the whole squad ugly as shit

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[terrysdiary]