disaster incoming

[crossingdesigns]

purple dress collection ✿ by rinchan_acnh on ig

[hanpansidehustle]

Letting me edit the tourist outfits is diabolical. Ankha is walking around dressed as sushi

[hanpansidehustle]

Hey Quinn....

She did this for an hour. AN HOUR

[hanpansidehustle]

I restarted my island about a month ago and got one of my favorite villagers, Deli.

I gave him an electronics kit and a chemical lab to headcannon that he is the unibomber.

[thegreathomestuckreread]

i made this years ago and recently polished it for finishing off my community gardens! a cute little garden soil bag with some dirt spilling out of it that matches the dark dirt path, plus a hole-free option for making more unopened bags to match. the colours are a little less saturated than the bright yellow of the dirt bag pattern that comes with the stacked bags, plus this allows for having smaller bags too (and that cute little spill). enjoy!

sources under cut for other custom designs visible above

pathing: MA-6647-9230-4716, MA-2762-1444-2350, MA-5765-8794-2470

ivy stall: MA-1670-7120-5026

little flowers: MA-3423-6331-3106

[lamignonette]

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[trueemotionsoflife]

[shake-down-the-stars]

😂❤️⭐️

[instructor144]

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

[instructor144]

FOUND IT!!!

Oh, here’s another:

It would appear that Asian scribes were also plagued by feline predations:

[books]

Traces of cats of old…

[escondidolibrary]

they are helping…!

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[glindaselphie]

vivian wilson, el*n m*sk’s trans daughter, is actually the funniest fucking person on the planet, I’m obsessed with her

[whiskersandbows-deactivated2025]

my bestie forever 🥹 happy birthday lil guy

(not my art, created by jbee34 )

[dolcesostenuto]

soft ballet | by misha

[normasshearer]

To understand one human soul is like trying to empty the sea with a cup.

PANDORA AND THE FLYING DUTCHMAN 1951, dir. Albert Lewin

[perpetual-summer]

📚☕️🌲🌼

[hanpansidehustle]

Ideas for a dungeons and dragons inspired animal crossing island? I just restarted and I'm trying to curate inspiration and ideas. My best idea so far is getting a bunch of rodeo horse rides (the springy ones) and using them as horses in a stable.

[honeycove-crossing]

[animalcrossing-skye]

Horsin’ around 🐴