Definitive

This blog really is just a testament to what I think is funny, stylish, and what I believe to be true

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[minfonica]

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[wholesomethemedmemes]

I declare this Wholesome Knowledge

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[whatagrump]

thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.

anyone else: why don’t you just use that gauntlet to create more resources

thanos:

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Any POC could literally do the same exact thing and we would either be dead or beaten. This coutries police force is a joke.

[minfonica]

[defjamblr]

Gang gang

[twitterscreencaps]

[stankonia]

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ausgoth]

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

[woodmeat]

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

[porterr-robinson]

[localstarboy]

I LAUGHED A LITTLE TOO HARD AT THIS

[hoekagei]

If this gets even an OUNCE less famous than Damn Daniel™ I’m calling Bullshit and Racism

[theittybittytittycommitee]

Hilarious

[janinespacey]

One. HOW CAN HE HAVE THIS MUCH ENERGY IN THE MORNING Two. I need friends that hype me like this

[clarknokent]

Here for it

[yeoldefucknsuch]

How are they ever on time lmao