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Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials
I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it
I miss Vine so fucking much.
Rare baby sand guardian in this one
Muistakaa että on aina moraalisesti oikein syyttää hallitusta kaikesta. Se että löit varpaasi katukiveykseen on henkilökohtaisesti Petteri Orpon syytä
Leikkaa tukia ja sit viel särkee meiän vessan valon >:-(
rebloggaa rahuli-karvinen niin rahuli löytää sinut 😻
In the 2012 Summer Olympics, Nicola Adams made Black LGBT History as she became the first woman and openly bisexual athlete to win an Olympic boxing Gold medal.
Photography by: Martin Brent
@ashermajestywishes
mercy
This is the new Panache sports bra campaign, by the by.
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Little help? ↳ requested by @spidergirl7
I love the parallel between the way Aaron and Jefferson is holding up Miles…
Aaron: Swaying from side to side, holding miles legs by the front not all the way around his legs/ankles and miles having to shift his feet to stay steady.
(Is not stable for miles and not completely keeping miles safe and could get him hurt)
Jefferson: Holding still, holding miles legs by having his hands around miles legs/ankles, miles don’t need to shift to be steady.
(Is stable for miles and makes sure he is safe and make sure he can not be hurt)
I thought of something different when I saw this. Jefferson is steady holding Miles because he has experience in it. When he and Aaron were growing up and getting into trouble, I’m sure Aaron did the handiwork while Jefferson held him up. He knows the drill. Aaron is all shaky because he’s used to being the one up top.
Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
Like this
people who live in old houses don't give a fuck about anything they'll be like yeah i hear scratching inside the walls at night. it was annoying at first but now it's just part of the charm of this place for me. i actually can't fall asleep without it.
the shadow that passes my bedroom door when i turn the lights out was a bit concerning before i found out about the guy who died here 200 years ago. now i know it's just him i'm not worried. he's like a son to me.
if you feel like you're being watched while you're staying here, don't worry about it! you are, but it's friendly :)
holy shit SLAIN
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?
cuck
mood: bedridden victorian child
papah …… am i going to die ?
pâpâ…………i’m colde ….
will grándmama be there? in the light??
Anti wolf heck collar
“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”
“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.
“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.
I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.
I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor
They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big
you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog
they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.
All I see are Good Pupps.
All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds
A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/
^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those
Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF
And then there’s this guy
The above cat is @cat-cosplay
Please give credit!
We’ve done functional armor too.
@carnalreincarnated @climbermedic well this went in a bunch of directions.
Splendid.
“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the cats of war!”
I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and then there’s this:
this entire episode
never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person