uhhhh

we're still kicking huh

[ninanation]

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

[ninanation]

please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[alteredpanel]

happy make a terrible comic day. i decided to try making a comic using an inkwell pen for the first time with no sketch on a subject that's boring to everyone except me

[rslashrats]

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

[rslashrats]

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

[mentalhellonline]

[winchysteria]

the only true ally

[parkchanwoohoo]

I really like empty spaces and rooms where it looks like it should have a lot of people but there aren't

[ancientsasswarrior]

I forgot how fucking good this is. After the demon is destroyed, Mithrun is catatonic-- the demon ate all of his desires, and all he had left was his desire to destroy the demon-- or so he thought. Kabru gets him moving by reminding him that we change, and form new desires every day. Then, Mithrun says he actually wanted the demon to kill him-- his desire was actually for death. He says he feels like vegetable scraps left on the cook table, useless.

Senshi only overheard the part about scraps being useless, and shows up to say HELL NO! You can make delicious broth! Some scraps will root in water! You can compost! Scraps are valuable, don't throw them away. And Mithrun laughs so hard he cries.

[my-dailydreams]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[robyn-i-guess]

KONATAAAAAAAA KONACHAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[apricops]

that post about “you get bandits when you cut soldiers loose without pay” reminds me of the Thirty Years War, because one could say that beneath all the religious schisms and diplomatic jockeying, the heart of the thirty years war was “what happens when you have a state with just enough capacity to raise massive armies but without enough financial capacity to actually pay those armies” and the answer is that the line between professional armies and roving gangs of bandits disappears and every time you try to raise an army it just becomes another independently acting wildfire devouring the countryside. No matter how bad things get, every day I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I do not live in 17th century Europe. Or 17th century China. Or the 17th century Americas. Or basically anywhere in the 17th century.

[infimace-blog]

My liege told me bandits keep ravaging the countryside before his armies can wipe them out, so I asked how many armies he has and he said he raises a new one after he can't pay the first one so I said it sounds like he's just feeding armed military men to the banditry and then the treasurer just started cryings

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[tenartist]

Team 7 x Avatar AU

[coldbrewpup]

i get knocked up

but i abort again

i'll never carry it to term

[mag-agenttorture]

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

[coldbrewpup]

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

[mag-agenttorture]

Stop killing babies.

[coldbrewpup]

which part of my bio are you struggling with? it's okay, take your time

[calamity-corner]

holy fuck this was such a classic i forgot about this lmaooo

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[dickstolebyanalien]

seth rogen : eminently blowable?

[plaidos]

you've gone too far this time

[dickstolebyanalien]

imagine: you get one hit from some crusty joint hes pulled out of his jeans . perfect roll. lifetime in the fingers pays off. and it knocks you on your ass but hes got a hand on your shoulder. and he laughs that laugh and he keeps you on your feet, and then all of a sudden, on your knees.

[thedorkdionysia]