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[Happy Appy RP blog] [WILL BE OOC] No, I did not cause 9/11. PROUD father to Aster King 🍎

[gazeldhazel]

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

[johnathan-king]

Neither. To both questions. Especially the last one. Keep those as far away from me as possible.

[happy-appy-rp]

Cmon, doc!! You didn't have an issue with either when you were with little ol' me :)

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah I am!!

Wanna go get ice cream later? Maybe run over any twerps playing in the middle of the road with my van? :)

[aster--king]

We CAN???

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah we can!!! Screw this other guy!!!

[johnathan-king]

SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?!

[happy-appy-rp]

:)

Anyway imma go spend time with OUR kid, as I am the SUPERIOR parent.

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah I am!!

Wanna go get ice cream later? Maybe run over any twerps playing in the middle of the road with my van? :)

[aster--king]

We CAN???

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah we can!!! Screw this other guy!!!

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah I am!!

Wanna go get ice cream later? Maybe run over any twerps playing in the middle of the road with my van? :)