My vending machine so cool

[aster--king]

I saved enough money to guy a phone.... luckily my apartment has free wifi

My father is the SCP researcher Dr King. Please take me back father

Yes I am this city's designated appleseed girl

(ooc under cut)

hello! this blog is run by @io-ind!

made to go with my friend's rp blog @johnathan-king !

Also made to spread propaganda that IVM girl is Dr King's daughter (ITS CANON TRUST)

SHE HAS A CANON NAME NOW HER NAME IS ASTER MY BABY HAS A NAME

made for shits and giggles

please don't send nsfw asks, while we irl are 17, we hc that IVM girl is a young teenager

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah I am!!

Wanna go get ice cream later? Maybe run over any twerps playing in the middle of the road with my van? :)

[aster--king]

We CAN???

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah we can!!! Screw this other guy!!!

[aster--king]

yaay

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[happy-appy-rp]

Heck yeah I am!!

Wanna go get ice cream later? Maybe run over any twerps playing in the middle of the road with my van? :)

[aster--king]

We CAN???

[johnathan-king]

oooohh it is me. the ghost of christmas past. look into your past and become better to your daughter for it. wait ohcrap oh wait you're foundation aren't you

pretend i never said anything, just don't report this i don't want to go back in the grave

OH SECURITYYYYY!!!

Also that rat can die on the streets for all I care.

[aster--king]

FUCK YOU

APPY IS A MUCH BETTER FATHER THAN YOU

[cog-works]

Okay I'm now asking around. This weird coffee machine showed up in my city a bit ago. It does weird things.

( @aster--king )

Perhaps my comprehensive skills are decaying, but I fail to see the question in the text. This method of "asking around" must be quite ineffective.

[aster--king]

Some weird guy with three eyes got it taken away

[aster--king]

IF I STARVE I WON'T DIE THEN I CAN GET ALL THE MONEY I NEED.

[aster--king]

Heyyy girl I'm just stopping by your city in the middle of nowhere to investi- I mean get some snacks from a vending machine. You wouldn't happen to know any that give really weird stuff at random, do you? Asking for a friend. Not gonna take it to contain it for an easy paycheck or anything.

- @agent-holloway

Nnnnnno I don't think I do know about anything like that. I only know of a coffee machine. But I think someone already got it taken away.

[scp-confessions-dpt]

Happy Appy x Dr. King toxic yaoi, anyone?

Their daughter is Aster from Interdimensional Vending Machine.

- Mod of johnathan-king, the Dr. King rp blog <3

Thank you for your submission

[aster--king]

Aster

If your father won't take you back in I can adopt you. If not here's 9000$ for your troubles

I don't really trust you. Sorry. That money would be useful though...

[aster--king]

what if...... we ate cheeseburgers together..... and drank apple juice together.....

That would be nice

[aster--king]

Throws $20 at you

Thank you! I will spend it well

[thealtoclef]

Did you ever do anything with that coffee machine King’s totally-not daughter found? She said it sometimes dispenses blood n other not-coffee liquids so I think that’s something pretty abnormal.

Not my problem. HAH! Jokin'. I called down some MTF to go contain it. Ain't my problem anymore.

[aster--king]

Please don't let them hurt Eve, she just hangs out by the machine, she did nothing wrong.

[officehoursofglass]

Why does he hate me ? He told someone to shoot me, which I mean is sorta normal but it hurts when its your own father who says it

(- @aster--king )

Well,, I'm sure he doesn't hate you,, he's probably just in denial... about... um... having you..? I'm sorry he said that, though :( would you like to pet Josie? She always makes me feel better.

[aster--king]

You don't need to sugarcoat it, I've heard a lot of shit. But I guess I could pet Josie.

[johnathan-king]

There'ss a new weirdass coffee machine in the city now, what do I do

(- @aster--king)

Get the fuck out of my ask box you damn pest. You are NOT my kid. I want nothing to do with you.

Go bother Gears or Clef if this supposed “weirdass coffee machine” is real and not just a ploy for me to take you back.

[aster--king]

I'm being serious

[aster--king]

Who do I go to to report a coffee machine appearing in the city? its a weird coffee machine

[aster--king]

//ooc post

changed the name of this blog because MY BABY NOW HAS A CANON NAME!!!!!!!!

[officehoursofglass]

please ask my father ( @johnathan-king ) to take me back

(- @rena-king )

Erm, I will let him know. What's with people abandoning their kids here..?

[johnathan-king]

IT’S CONTACTING MY COWORKERS NOW ???? CAN THAT THING LEAVE ME ALONE ??????????

[aster--king]

pls

[officehoursofglass]

My family counselling services are always available for the both of you.

[johnathan-king]

That THING is NOT my family.

[aster--king]

[officehoursofglass]

"Thing" can you explain why you feel the need to refer to her as something not human, Dr. King? Perhaps we should discuss your prejudices next session ;(

[aster--king]

its because i was grown from an apple seed

[sugar-star-kandi]

So technically.

Mpreg Dr. King?

[fangtastic-mojis]

This is how she was born

[officehoursofglass]

Oh my god

[bernadette-loves-ducks]

Da-..Simon what is that. Why is Mister King pregnant :((

[officehoursofglass]

C C COVER YOUR EYES BERNADETTE-

[aster--king]

I'm sorry that picture exists. I also need to bleach my eyes of it.