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I know it’s mermay and all but godddddd so many mermaid aus are so boringggggg like it’s not even au you just made up entirely new characters. if you’re not going to incorporate any aspect of their canon dynamics then what is even the fucking point. btw I’m allowed to be a hater about this because my birthday is in may so I reclaim it

happybabysloth

Fuck you L,

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62126866

Anakin and Obiwan MerMay

sreegs

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

garbage-empress

Also even if you do not have the time, space or ability to do some of the the things in the OP, definitely do not clean the coils (the awful sharp flat stacks of metal) with foaming coil cleaner. That removes the beneficial black mold (us) holding the unit together. It will be completely unsatisfying to watch the foam clean out the Super Beneficial Black Mold, Mildew, Hair, Lint & Dust Combo™ (that is not only a health hazard but making the unit less efficient at cooling necessary for air conditioner function) and leave the metal shiny.

It is a lot of elbow grease and definitely not just spraying a can and waiting. Especially do not use the ones that are self rinsing via the natural condensation of water around the coils where all you have to do is let the foam settle a couple hours before turning the unit back on. These foaming cleaners are also terrible to use on the removable air intake vent covers. You definitely do not just have to spray the opposite side of all the trapped shit on the plastic mesh and let the foam push it off. Also that stuff on the cover is great for you and your air conditioner.

Trust us. We, the mold, know much more about air conditioners than the people who make aerosol cans you can pick up for like $8 at home depot. Definitely do not do this a couple times a season.

theterribletenno

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

happybabysloth

Clueless (1995), this girl is getting bullied

1000-life-hacks

archeologist-prophet

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

sgt-cookie-2

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

happybabysloth

In case you were wondering about what Mozart sounds like on an electric guitar

#Youtube

ribbonroad

ok it has started to like really bother me how many ace attorney fans will go "why does maya not simply just channel [insert dead character here]" because its SUCH a major part of her characterization that channeling spirits is fucking DIFFICULT and maya spends a lot of time struggling to improve on it and feeling self conscious that it doesnt come to her easily!! up until the final case of t&t the Only spirit shes been successfully able to channel is Her Sister, who she struggles to channel on a consistent basis, and the second spirit was Also a relative. and channeling that one put her life in danger. its just straight up Baffling how many people will play these games and then with their whole chest say "why doesnt maya simply do the thing she has a big internal conflict about being unable to do" like what are we even doing here

happybabysloth

Also channeling is notably inadmissible in court and has been in game for at least a decade.

sometiktoksarevalid

inbabylontheywept

guys i have never wanted any online food as bad as i want that baja blast pie. that thing looks like a bouncy castle for my teeth. gonna get jaw muscles strong enough to chew through trees. the kind of jawline normally associated with korean plastic surgery victims. enough collagen coursing through my veins to give me 24 hours as a flubber golem. monkey d. luffy if he could do long division. i would be an invincible god and all would know this and tremble.

sushi1056

unfortunately, it removes from your brain the ability to do long division

inbabylontheywept

i think there is a 25% chance at best that the ability to do long division is stored in my brain. probably in my eyes by now or my hands or somewhere like that. math only stays in the brain a little while anyway, once you get it 4realsies it just kind of hangs in your guts. your math organ. your blAdder. your sineuses. someone kill me before i keep going.

happybabysloth

When I was first learning organic chemistry I would get these gut reactions that a certain answer was correct and while they were right I had no idea why. So we would say “I feel it in my bones” which became “organic chemistry is stored in the bones”. We used to say that the professor had more chemistry in her pinkie than we did in our bodies

the-gay-goblin

Only day you can reblog this

roseverdict

this has been scheduled since last month

archaicfirehydrants

today

what-day-of-the-week

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leoreturns-deactivated20110811

I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

thatsoundsprettynice

YES

xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

howlingday

It’s time…

morganaconda

this type of troy barnes line delivery

awh0reforlouist91

santos was right to tell robby about langdons addiction YES! robby was right to be pissed YES! however as doctors they should know better than to treat an addict in recovery like that. their behaviour pisses me off almost as much as that ogilvie guy

happybabysloth

I will push back a bit and say that ER doctors don’t particularly interact with addicts in recovery. They can help someone who’s ODing but after they direct them to rehab services that’s the end of interactions. There’s also a lot of stigma for “drug seeking” that shows how inexpert doctors are at dealing with addicts, current or recovering

save-scummer

funny as fuck to be Riley btvs and ur girlfriend says “if that’s what I wanted I’d be dating spike” only to leave and come back a year later and she’s. Well.