𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌e

Riot :: {He/Him} :: Chaos and dumbassery ahead ::

[nonsensical-violence]

This blog is chaos and usually rb’s yet I encourage interaction (im antisocial n shit)

Multi-fandom and shit! I can talk about anything!

Blank blogs will get blocked! (i would say I don’t make the rules, but unfortunately I do)

**Guys I can’t respond to any asks that are asking for donations, I don’t have money.

***still can’t donate. Fuck ICE, Fuck AI, free Palestine. This blog isn’t majorly for activism, but occasionally I may dabble. If you support AI, ICE, Trump, or lack any and all common sense; this is not a safe space for you. I love you all, please have a good day.

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[cyle]

you laugh but this is how compound emoji work in the utf8 spec

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[nonsensical-violence]

I live in constant fear because I saw the tumblr app on my sister’s phone. Nobody is safe.

[nonsensical-violence]

How do I ban communities from my dash forever. They irritate me BEYOND belief I’m sick of these gated community ass posts I don’t want to join something just to reblog a damn post

[nonsensical-violence]

Mrzacnono is such a good youtube channel he just talks to himself and goes insane for a couple hours. His infra playthrough is beautiful for having on in the background. His viscera cleanup videos are hilarious.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know how in greek myths people who die tragically sometimes get placed among the stars by the gods?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

call that a

[arsonist-arcade]

Its okay, take your time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

constellation prize

[omarapetirun]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my defense they did not specify the order in which i was allowed to take my time!

[sentimental-androids]

Dear God these tags are immaculate….

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[shiftofgallifrey]

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

[lerios]

tumblr users perfec t people for put friendship in to lea\rn! tumblr community very Normal and Informative learn safely put Shift in tumblr. put Shift In tumblr. no strangeness ever in tumblr users because good social skills and linguistic conventions for Shift brain full with big human interpersonal interactions. a tumblr yes a place for a Shift put Shift in tumblr can trust tumblr for giveing good social skills to Shift. friend tumblr users

[ourladyofintersectinglines]

FIND EVERY BRITISH PERSON YOU CAN AND BEAT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE

[nonsensical-violence]

- Paul revere or whatever, 1775

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[koiagain]

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

[nonsensical-violence]

What if someone created the most linguistically frustrating sentence to read as text using words that are different depending on how they’re pronounced / their context. I can’t convey this to you in any other meaningful way please read my mind.

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[toweringclam]

His concept of mystery box storytelling is a fucking plague and worse, everyone seems to expect it now. You can write the most straightforward and sincere story ever (Deltarune, TADC) and you will have people trying to "solve" it like the one who figures it out gets a prize. The most obvious foreshadowing and themes are dismissed as red herrings because what matters is surprise, not sincerity.

[nonsensical-violence]

Sitting in the dark, in my room, overwhelmed and exhausted. I need to explode there are too many living things around me.

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[averagefairy]

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up