Baguette

I post random stuff about my life, like baguette

[rosieandthemoon]

Fingals Cave, Scotland

[probablybadrpgideas]

Springboarding off another idea: Fingerless gloves. When you put them on, you don’t have visible fingers. They’re still out there, somewhere. Being licked.

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

reminder for all the jewish people out there: your goyische friends/family/roommates might start putting up lights and trees soon. this is part of the "christmas" celebration, a holiday that recognizes the birth of santa claus. jesus christ brings all the children presents and puts them under a big tree! its like their version of tu bishvat its on december 25th every year, so the day actually changes on the hebrew calendar. its their most major holiday and its only one day long! how peculiar. you can support your friends by putting small gifts in the biggest sock you can find or by finding a little hanging decoration called an "ornament" which they will put on their "tree". if they put it towards the top this is a huge compliment in their culture

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@evilwickedme your tags pass peer review

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

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[goth-queen]

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

[cute-catts]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[ladytengen]

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[lokiago]

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

[catchymemes]

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