my life is a garbage heap 💖

[happybirthdaybishh]

Play “Twerk” by City Girls at my funeral

[veryfunnymemes]

[snuh]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to buy a car today

[animusrox]

Do you have any Skittles?

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[saltheartedbarmaid]

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

[biwesley-blog]

wheres the lie 

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

[animatedtext]

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[ruinedchildhood]

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[meanplastic]

[lifeasmelo]

Jairo:

[paninimami]

Lmao that energy WILD😭

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[bagelbitemarks]

new boot goofin