yo where my hoes at

yo beaches the names condesce but you can call me condy fo short ruler a derse fo a reason dont fuck w me M!A Status- Human for 3 days. ends the 21st ((A Not-Very-Serious Independent Condesce Blog! If I'm using your artwork and you want me to take it down, I will! just drop me an ask. Also, in case this comes up, I will not do any NSFW roleplays, since I'm under 18. I don't want to get any of you guys in trouble!))

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i’m so happy i could suck a dick

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i got pike an hour till this shit be done

what do i do

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dingle your dongle

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what

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i got pike an hour till this shit be done

what do i do

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what do you do when a guy wont admit that he loves you

you stab him in chest

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Would you kill someone for me if I gave you 50k boondollars?

SH--ELL YEA

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man english is gonna be reel pissed when he finds out aboat this

he probs already knows dam

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When I die, I want you to have my porn blog

uh

thanks

i guess

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Yo so i guess this also means you dont get any of your mind powers

do you sea this

this is me

w my head

in my gross human arms

groanin reel loud

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Yes well, memory loss should not be coming to you just yet. Not at this lovely age.

I would make a joke retaining to the vast skies, but this is far too predictable. I am only scolding my protege, as I should. And what might you be up to, Your Highness?

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you right but i can forget shit too tho remember that

im currently eelin like shit cause im a dicky human rn i hate it

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Shit looks like you cant breathe under water any more

>You lean your head back and groan.

nah

nah i cant take this

wheres double d i need to beach bout this to him

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Whoa whats that in your pants? Cause it sure aint a bulge

shut up there aint nofin in my pants

at all

i dont think you know how mad i am rn

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M!A: Yo. Youre gonna be human for three days. Deal with it

aw

aw man please no

why

((img credit))

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As you wish, inevitable as the title is.

Doc Scratch; a golden example of a gentleman, your most gracious host and, as it seems you’ve forgotten, business partner.

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shit scratch

my bass man guess it just shipped my mind i guess

man i dunno

wassup

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whitesuitdarkpockets started following you

yo call me your highness cause i said so

who are you

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Bring it, Magic Anons

Baby Mine: Muse is a child again (Anon states exact age and for how long)

Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf. (Anon states how long)

See No Evil: Muse is blind. (Anon states how long)

Speak No Evil: Muse is mute. (Anon states how long)

Ghost: Muse is found 'dead' and they must watch their loved ones mourn. Lasts for (anon decides) until muse comes back.

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity, injury, and how long)

Animal: Muse will turn into a Animal (anon or mun choose) for (anon decides)

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