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theincorrectbookquotes

Books are a gateway drug

loosesealbluths

imposterogers

steve: why the fuck u lying why u always lying

imposterogers

the apartment scene has SO much subtext tbh like there’s so much to unpack

1. bucky just found out he is an international fugitive. he also thinks that steve thinks he was the one responsible for the bombing

2. steve has been looking for him nonstop for two years and bucky has been staying purposefully hidden from him. if bucky admits he remembers steve, he’s admitting he’s been willingly avoiding his best friend

3. steve was reading bucky’s diary, and bucky has no idea what part of it. steve, a stubborn bitch, asks questions that he knows the answers to, bc he wants bucky to admit it (admit what? that he saved steve bc he loves him? that he still loves him?)

4. they’re both mad at each other. steve is mad bucky has been living in Romania (fairly settled) while he’s been running around, head up his ass, chasing him. bucky is mad that steve is there bc if steve is around him, steve is in danger

5. all the looks they were throwing at each other Oh My God

6. steve, as a kill squad is literally stomping up the stairs, getting emotional and wanting bucky to admit how much he cares for him LMAOOOO and bucky is just like sweetie I love u but this is not the time.

srsfunny

So so gullible

complete-trash-and-despair

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

uncle-beanbag

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

bigredm38-2

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

astroangeltears

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

uiruu

you at the rock shop

cottagecore

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat

ribcageflutes

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

cottagecore

oh i love bathtub

grimeclown

I dont think the joker chemicals really did all that when he fell in. I think he just wanted an excuse to be like that

JARED???????

@liquid-geodes

??????? JARED 25 ??????

justcatposts

(via)

elveepee

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

papasmoke

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

cheese24k

ceramicpuppyclown

reblog for easter

winemom-culture

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

scabrrielle

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast.

emiliaclarkesdragons

babygirlxstitch

Credit: MissBliss1294 on Twitter and @missbliss12 on Tumblr.

riddlesdiary

aaawhyme

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

aubrey-plaza

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

bicolossus

These are the best tags @puddle–wonderful

uncleromeo

sen-thebootbimbo

Those tags are kinda at the heart of a lot of Del Toro’s work. The real “villain” of his films are not the monsters or the Eldritch creatures; its people. The monsters serve the purpose of personifing the anxieties of the characters, and the acceptance of that otherness into their hearts and lives.

tlbodine

There is a meaningful distinction to be made between monsterfucking and monster boyfriends

melaschasma

angryschnauzer

You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME

They’ve done it again

madamethursday

I’ve been thinking about this and how the Simpsons called it and I think maybe they just read the room way better than anyone else.

1. trump being (the former) president sounds and is and was just absolutely ridiculous, but even back then people knew he was a con man with exactly as much unearned and often pretend wealth as it would take to successfully buy the presidency, the conman’s instinct for finding out what people wanna hear and saying it over and over and the ego to be magnetic to those who are, frankly, pathetic. The Simpsons was a show that started out being reviled by a lot of Middle America. The creators were always aware just how backwards America could be, how much conservative backlash we were capable of. And trump banked on that. And he was the kind of guy that the people who were in a position to stop him would dismiss with a, “pfft, he’s a sideshow, he’ll never make it, it’s absurd”. Right up until he’s dismantling democracy from the Oval. The Simpsons was known for imagining ridiculous but not 100% impossible scenarios and just flying with it. They were the walking definition of “your chances of being killed by a cat are extremely, extremely low, but never zero.”. The chances of trump being POTUS were extremely, extremely low but sadly not zero.

2. Any female head-of-state would have to have a certain look, because misogyny. They’d have to ride the line between not too masculine (so no strong blues or reds, no neutrals) and not too feminine (no pink, yellow or pastels), not too adorned and not too plain, not so rich looking it puts the middle class off (no diamonds or big stones) but appropriately coiffed enough to make her success evidence (so some jewelry must be worn). A cool purple is a good color because it can feminine-to-neutral (a male executive could wear this as a tie color and no one would think twice) while still lending itself to an outfit that’s the spiritual heir to Hilary’s power pants suit. Pearls, as well, ride that line. They’re classy, but not flashy, they’re classic but never outdated. Reasonably good looking fakes can be obtained by the lower classes yet the upper classes continue to wear them so their status as a class marker remains.

If I were thinking carefully about how a smart, determined woman like a grown President Lisa Simpson would present herself, I’d pick just about this outfit.

So, I think that’s how we got to this place. Perceptive writers in the past, keen design sense, America being exactly as fucked up as they imagined and yet containing enough people determined to keep marching forward so that a woman could be President or Vice President.