HappyKazooGuy

Multifandom||Any pronouns||Chaos

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Hello, a very overdue pinned post me thinks.

My name is Kazoo, he/they/she/it. These are the major things I post about (may be updated overtime):

• How to Train Your Dragon (Main)

● Arcane

● Varian and the Seven Kingdoms

● Malevolent

● Jurassic World: Chaos Theory

● Trafficsmp/Hermitcraft

● The Dragon Prince/King

● TTRPG

● I may post once or twice about other things

Relevant tags should be fairly easy to guess if you come looking for something in particular

May also post about OCs, but that'll be appropriately tagged

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I think every neurodivergent person should be granted a dragon. Those of the study have produced immaculate results and hefty evidence in support of the drawn conclusion. Problems would be solved much quicker.

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There's. Somethimg about this comic panel. It is exquisite. Yes.

The dialogue, the pose, the side eye. Yes...

[haevenssent]

Hey so queer people are actively losing their rights to be alive maybe lets focus on that rather than a few queer people headcanoning a queer coded character as queer, just an idea.

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Some of my HTTYD food and cooking headcanons for the masses

Hiccup: Enjoys cooking on a mundane level, knows what spices are, and quite likes spicy foods though has a preference for savoury or plain foods

Fishlegs: Enjoys much more herbal type cooking, does NOT fuck with spicy foods at all. Has every herb known to man within his garden that he can. Tea. He loves tea.

Astrid: Loves spicy food, cannot cook for shit

Ruffnut: Can cook but honestly just doesn't really have an interest in it so doesn't really care for it

Tuffnut: Can cook one meal like a Michelin star chef, everything else is somehow burnt and undercooked at the same time

Heather: Actual Michelin star chef, culinary genius

Snotlout: Banned. Isn't allowed in the kitchen anymore, though he is convinced he's just as good as Heather

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Listen, I love Stoick as a character, but I do think it's crazy that he abused Hiccup for longer than he didn't, and yet I see more people criticizing Valka for "being a deadbeat" among other things than I see people critizing Stoick for ABUSING HIS SON.

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THIS! Oml. Valka got kidnapped by dragons yes that dragon ended up being her best friend, but it does not remove how she ended up where she did.

Her choice to remain amongst the dragons was imbedded in a deeper understanding and sense of belonging amongst them, as well as a morbid acceptance that Vikings would never be open to such a life and peace.

"Some of us were just born different." She states that, it is of her belief and if you take a look at her original concept and position within the 2nd film the divide in how she views it becomes all the clearer. She made her choice to remain there as she truly thought it would be better for Hiccup, she was not to know how Hiccup would turn out.

She made her choice to remain away for what she thought was truly the betterment of her son, it pained her to be away from him, something she also states within the film.

Neither parent is perfectly present within Hiccup's life but for vastly different reason, Stoick was abusive, Valka was absent under a belief she believed true. Which, given Berk's history she was not exactly lacking evidence behind her belief, instead she was lacking something to dismantle it.

(I do love Stoick's character and the presentation of his attempt at improvement—but any improvement does not mean completely erasing one's wrongs. Especially when that improvement is bloomed from a sense of accomplishment rather than love.)

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Hmm,,,

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My Call of Cthulhu character, Clyde, is never beating the eldritch horror allegations. Even before actually consuming an item made by The Great Old One. He's caring and loyal but has a low understanding of human empathy or really how people tick at all. He's prone to being overly cryptic and picking fights and honestly, with this party he's just in a constant state of confusion-

He's trying his hardest and it's a struggle

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RIGHT!

Like. Omfg. He's trying so very hard to contribute to keeping this group alive and it's stressing him out cause half the time almost nobody trusts a word he's saying cause he's forced to be vague. But he truly values the safety of his companions above all else currently and there's nothing he can say to convince them in the moment

( Rant ft. @salem-the-druid )

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He has constantly put himself in honestly dangerous positions all for this party on multiple occasions and majority of the party refuses to listen to, trust or believe him, whether it is because they watched him Literally Eat an Artefact or just think he's arrogant (which is a bit ironic). The issue is just he is unable to explain Why he needs people to do certain things because explaining would get them all killed, and he is surrounded by a bunch of stubborn bastards who will not listen without Good Reason, which leads to them just Doing the Thing Anyway (almost got one of them killed last session, Herman you absolute dumbass /lh). Like the only person who consistently listens to him is known to be trusting to a fault- He's trying so hard man. Clyde Kenneth you will always be famous to me.

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Clyde Kenneth is a man of failed attempts and useless efforts when it comes to protecting and helping those he wants to help and care about

Which, unfortunately, all he needs to care for someone is to see their humanity or potential of a future

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RIGHT!

Like. Omfg. He's trying so very hard to contribute to keeping this group alive and it's stressing him out cause half the time almost nobody trusts a word he's saying cause he's forced to be vague. But he truly values the safety of his companions above all else currently and there's nothing he can say to convince them in the moment

( Rant ft. @salem-the-druid )

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Is there a section of tumblr that enjoys listening to the rambles of a madman yapping about their ttrpg campaigns?

I'm so brainrotted by them it's not funny

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So. I am a total of two sessions into a Call of Cthulhu TTRPG campaign and well

My character is slowly becoming some type of lovecraftian horror after consuming an artefact made by the Great Old One, and out of character, he has been dubbed the groups "eldritch horror" and "mediator." Cause he keeps getting stuck as the one interacting with the BBE horrors

One of my favourite out of character quotes being; "We'll contain our eldritch horror" and "We love and adore our eldritch horror :D"

He's also been compared to both Jon Sims and Arthur Lester so

[noorlakes]

He knows that sound (he hears it in his sleep)

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This man makes me ill

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AARAVOS MY BELOVED

MORE STARTOUCH ELVES??? YAHOOOOO

I'm tweakin

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Gang I don't think I can contain my excitement to see Aaravos in The Dragon King I may explode

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Okay so like. Claudia and Callum??? HELLO THERE

GAWDDAMN

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LOOK AT THEM OMG