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Those are some impossible standards to meet.
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Date someone who will date you
Those are some impossible standards to meet.
Octopus makes a rolling armor with a coconut. [video]
I love the new Metroid game
a weapon to surpass metal gear
@cynic-in-denial
tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me
which Phoebe are you today?
Me, about to be consumed by the void:
I accidentally hit post on this, but this somehow transcends all other jokes I’ve made
If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it
I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria
Is anyone truly over it?
They shouldn’t be
can you just like
not
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen like theres so so so much detail in it
theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die
I’m so sad
Here is a penguindog to cheer you up
HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real
i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:
the baby alpaca was only a week old
this is from a farm in wisconsin
what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section
If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction
i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis
Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost