A Very Happy Man

im very happy

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[prettiestplatypus]

Would you play dreidel with the little mouse?

[happyman42]

yes

[chao-studios]

Dollie!

[chao-studios]

Hop hop hop!

[happyman42]

[happyman42]

The Ghosts of Weimar

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Bed of Infinite Roses

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Poets in the Halls (9/2/15)

The ghosts of poets

Old and young

Invade our house

Every single day.

They sweep the floors

With pencils made of clay

And scrub away boredom

With clever wordplay.

They make no noise

But don't fear

They don't bring bad spirits,

Only bring good beer.

Don't tremble or flee

They aren't scary or mean

They just want to come over for the night And work on their poetry.

So grab a seat

And have a listen,

Maybe they'll make your eyes glisten

From their wild imaginations.

[happyman42]

Biohazard (A Serious Nonsense Poem) (9/12/22)

I.

Barely clothed lady 

Held by a fuzzy monster

Trudging together 

Across an endless ocean,

Sucking dry her glamour

From the depths of Saturn's legion.

The distant moon 

Shines an artificial hue

Attached to a string and a rainbow

Held by an underpaid worker 

High on booze,

Peeing all over the camera crew

On a diet of cocaine snow.

Bombs deploy from a miniature zeppelin

Sealing the fate 

Of the monster's unholy love

Born of cheap effects and ritual sin

In a last kiss 

Infected with drugs.

The set demolished 

To make way 

For a hive mind fungus

Enslaving gullible actors into mindless sex

Under the guise 

Of a lead role

All while spreading their cancer

To infect the rest.

II. 

Stoners reincarnated as moocher cats

Patrol grimey streets 

In search of smuggled catnip

Scattered around Los Angeles

Littered 

In lines of the desperate

Killing each of their 9 lives 

Just for a fix.

Children scribble crayon crustaceans 

Upon sidewalk canvases

Decorated in flattened roadkill

Who protest

Against art's endless droves of shills.

An old bearded hobo

Meditates atop a shopping cart,

All doped up 

And seeing stars

He smokes a cigar 

Between two fingers on fire;

Too high off desire

To even care.

The homeless lie crucified 

Upon streetlights,

Left to die huffing pollution

With bonzai fireworks 

Pointed at their heads

As all the citizens look away

From the spotlit damnation.

Children mourn the corpses

From their drug stained ghetto mattresses,

Pleading for release

From the rhythmic gods' judgement

But the siren wails 

Drown away their cries

Dissipating dormant 

Into smog clogged skies.

[happyman42]

Runaway (8/7/2020)

The wandering willows of the world

Without clothes or food

Basking in the blazing heat

Searching for another temporary home.

The nomad nobodies lurk around

Hollywood's disease ridden streets

And think"

What if I was the one smiling

Upon these glistening screens?

"The shadow people tapping on the glass

Awakens the nomad from his epitath

Crafted from stashes of porn mags and stolen hats,

His washed out eyes groan in a drunken haze

Wasting another day shooing away pigeons From pecking at his fragile place.

The lost peasants of road and cement

Inspecting every corner to pavement

For a visit

For any place to stay

For a few days,Such is the way of life

For a runaway.

[happyman42]

You can choose to surround yourself with life or surround yourself with death. The dead can only be surrounded with life or death.

[happyman42]

Things I didn't believe were real when I was a kid

Sleepwalking

Multiple personality disorder

JFK Assassination

Vampire bats

The Holy Grail

Santa Claus

God

Pregnancy

[happyman42]

The only yassy thing I do is randomly say a Brandon Rogers quote all the time

[happyman42]

My Predictions For 2024

A Roblox streamer will say the n word.

Southern state passes bill making it legal to shoot any trans person on sight.

The Barney Movie makes 8 barbillion dollars, Ben Shapiro then proceeds to make a 7 hour rant about it for views.

Kanye West says some shit about clones or whatever, then collabs with Billy Corgan on an album that never gets finished but gets leaked 3 months later and it's so good that everyone forgets both of their respective shittiness.

A hacker leaks something video game related, gets out scot free from insanity plea, escapes a mental institution and is never heard from ever again.

YouTube will go through a phase where it will start recommending Family Guy anime parodies to people for no reason.

Elon Musk temporarily changes the X icon to some meme from 2017.

A band tries to summon a demon in a concert, they give up and play Creep / Wonderwall instead.

A YouTuber/celebrity I semi-liked gets cancelled and I have to pretend like a give a shit.

People start unironically thinking the Star Wars Holiday Special was genius after Disney somehow makes a worse new one.

AI generated RedLetterMedia videos become a meme for 2 weeks.

DeadWingDork discovers a new fetish on DeviantArt that spawned from an obscure 2000s anime.

RebelTaxi will get semi-cancelled for sending Raven fetish commissions to an underage Furaffinity artist.

The Pokemon anime will show a 2 second gay / lesbian couple that will enrage conservatives so much that Tucker Carlson will cover it.

The Bluey subreddit gets investigated by the CIA after someone leaks classified alien documents on it.

A furry will spread their cum on something or someone, the furry fandom will be traumatized yet again.

Bill Cosby is killed in a mysterious incident, conspiracies ensue.

Twitter / X goes bankrupt and everyone migrates to another website that will be ruined in 5 years.

An early 2010s Let's Player will come out as trans, KiwiFarms will spout cancer about it.

Chris Chan will finally begin his homeless arc after being banned from every place in America.

The Hollywood strike only ends after CordorDigital threatens to make Anime Rock Paper Scissors 3, everyone in Hollywood continues to get screwed over anyways.

Biden dies 2 days after the election ends, whether or not he wins.

Penguinz0 will make a video about any one of these where he'll say the words troglodyte and butthole 7 times and call it content.

Someone will reply with the Apollo ball meme on this post.

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Every American should be required to watch this every forth of July.

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The tradition continues.