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[soulist-aurora]

Bubble Gum Girl by Hajin Bae

[we-kant-even]

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

Chidi vs. Jason

[regretorb]

sugar; songs that will get stuck in your head for days

001. Domino Game (Kiss&Cry) 002. H.E.R (Block B) 003. I Like That(GLAM) 004. Miss Right (Teen Top) 005. Sugar (15&) 006. Time Is Up (LEDapple) 007. Pretty Pretty (Ladies’ Code) 008. Tantara (Alphabat) 009. Female President (Girl’s Day) 010. Ring Ding Dong (SHINee) 011. Lipstick (Orange Caramel) 012. Run&Run (Bigstar) 013. Mr. Taxi (SNSD) 014. I’m A Loner (CN blue) 015. Shy Boy (Secret) 016. Face (Nu'est) 017. Step (Kara) 018. Don’t Tease Me (SPEED) 019. Expectation (Girl’s Day) 020. Go Up (Winner) 021. Electric Shock (F(x)) 022. Eternity (VIXX) 023. Believe (U-KISS) 024. Twinkle (TTS) 025. Nillili Mambo (Block B) 026. NU ABO (F(x)) 027. One Shot (B.A.P) 028. U&I (Ailee) 029. Troublemaker (Troublemaker) 030. The Chaser (Infinite) 031. Fire (2ne1) 032. Party Rock (Boy’s Republic) 033. Bangkok City (Orange Caramel) 034. Bbiribom Bberibom (Co-ed School) 035. Trap (Henry Ft. Taemin & Kyuhyun)

{ listen }

[dinoshade]

currently trying to raise the money to pay the court fees to get my name and gender marker legally changed, if anyone can help out at all my cash app is $kacollins32

[rslashrats]

posts with images that have a reblog of an identical image give me the worst anxiety. where is it. where did you hide him

[supergameboytwo]

[jollygolightly]

[axleheart]

[transyourjester]

[topsydead]

PSA: Don’t put fucking bergamot on your skin or in your soap.

I’ve been seeing a lot of this shit lately.

Apparently bergamot is getting popular. I figure now’s a good time to address the issue.

Bergamot is a citrus fruit that smells amazing, so a lot of people like to make essential oils out of it and put it in candles and stuff.

However, this should NEVER go on your skin. It has the same effects as Giant Hogweed (& some other wild carrots like Queen Anne’s Lace) and will give you nasty rashes and chemically hyper-boosted sunburns by making skin highly reactive to sunlight.

Remember this?

I personally have had friends who were seriously hurt by putting bergamot essential oils on their skin. It sucks.

In case you don’t want to look it up yourself:

Don’t use or make bergamot soap. Don’t use or make bergamot lotion. Don’t use or make bergamot anything that goes on your skin.

Just don’t put bergamot on your skin.

Stay safe beautiful! <3 And please signal boost this!

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

The bergamot in Earl Grey tea is the best thing in the world. Bergamot on your skin isn’t.

[vampirebiter]

i spent way too long on this dumb joke askdfj

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

[i-am-a-fish]

[pinksweet]

Say it ain’t so

[pinksweet]

I will not go

[pinksweet]

Turn the lights off

[pinksweet]

DES PA CI TO

[railroadsoftware]

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

[frenchtugboat]

ABORT MISSION

[junglejames4322-deactivated2015]

This is fucking scary

[culttquheeen-deactivated2018122]

I dont get it..

[popsicle-prince]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

No you don’t understand pls actually listen to this

[blondermelon]

Definitely did not expect…that.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Tears are rolling down my face from laughing it’s not what you think it is

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

[zendayacs-deactivated20190731]

"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

[mjwatson]

on an unrelated note i don’t think that guy spider-man would, either.

[marvel-lous-things]