hella fine

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Finally

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My favorite "conspiracies" are:

-There were no shooters JFKs head just did that

-Stanley Kubrick was hired to film a fake moon landing but made them do it on location

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

These are all incredible. Thank you.

[screamydreamy]

[officialspec]

love the adrenaline rush of making plans and following thru on them. i said i was gonna go to the mall today and here i am!!!! who knows what ill do next!!!!! infinite possibilities

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I would send Grimes NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE during her acid trip if she texted me.

[eunuchy-deactivated20211101]

Me while trip sitting her and Elon

[0v9]

This is making me go insane

[huffylemon]

[kommunistkaitou]

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

[unclefather]

they gave him cocaine

[gruncheon]

funny that’s my enrichment item too

[funnytwittertweets]

[remakery-deactivated20211108]

its also so funny when ppl list “mentally ill” in their abouts like king this is tumblr we know

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i would survive a horror movie

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[toastbutteregg]

[gabieplease]

And all emails should address the type of food at the meeting!!!

[zagreus]

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

[thickness-protection-program]

A seahorse wrote this

[thismustbetheblog]

[exceptionals]

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

[mple-selhnhh]

What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Finding the will to live.