dude, close the fucking portal,

🇵🇸 jack | 30s | any pronouns | capricorn | 🇵🇸 terfs & zios go eat shit, instead of spewing it

[ymutate]

Brian Dubina

[urgetocreate]

Jack and Leo (The Beach Boys), Acrylic on paper

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lastvalyrian]

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

[acorviart]

some new wood prints

in da shop

[lycanthology]

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

[lycanthology]

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[only-cat-memes]

[heavensghost]

Good Luck!

[i-m-p-u-l-s-i-v-e]

[superchat]

honestly this stupid fucking trump shang tsung gif makes me lose it anytime i think of it

[faeeevee]

[activeoblivion]

[importantpics]

[seafoamreadings]

mercury into cancer

mercury in cancer is allergic to false displays of emotion as well as pretend facades of stoicism; say what you mean and mean what you say.

in just a few days the messenger planet will be in the shadow of an upcoming retrograde, which will cause it to stay in cancer for much, much longer than usual. adjust and adapt accordingly.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

english really nailed it with the word "bunny"

[comparativetarot]

The High Priestess. Art by Eliza Kingsbury, from The Star String Tarot.

[hehe-bunnies]

[bunnycuriosity]

happy pride month ! 🐇🐇🐇