Hardcase||NOT hotcakes, loves banana bread

Ex-Ex-Heavy Weapons Specialist of the Torrent Company (RP Blog). Time to Lock and Load!!! Married to @kaisley-palps

[hardcase-the-badass]

Hey @officialcoruscantguard

How does it feel to be the glorified coruscant police?

[officialcoruscantguard-archived]

It's a necessary job and we are glad to be helping the Republic.

= ARC Commander CC-5869 "Stone"

[hardcase-the-badass]

Necessary is used loosely here i suppose

[hardcase-the-badass]

Respectfully Captain,

I will not stop stuffing @tup-ika-5385 's pants with rigatoni while he's in the fresher.

[tup-ika-5385]

*smirks at Hardcase; he’d planned ahead after last time* Jokes on you, Hardcase! Those belong to Jesse 😌

[hardcase-the-badass]

*jaw drops*

No no no no no no no

*realizes what I've done*

No no no no

[hardcase-the-badass]

Respectfully Captain,

I will not stop stuffing @tup-ika-5385 's pants with rigatoni while he's in the fresher.

[hardcase-the-badass]

Hey @officialcoruscantguard

How does it feel to be the glorified coruscant police?

[theofficial212th]

Hey, @maria501st, Crys is dead, can I be the new dad of your kid?

- Clone Trooper Longshot

[teenyfranchini]

I’m sorry what? Quit fooling around Longshot.

[theofficial212th]

I’m not fooling around with anyone. You can’t prove anything!

[teenyfranchini]

Okay, uhm well no you can’t be the father because Crys is. Are you drunk?

[theofficial212th]

No wayyy! ‘m only after drinking a little bit! Crys - *snorts* he’s out cold…

[hardcase-the-badass]

Hey, the Rex wanna be is dead!

[hardcase-the-badass]

IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM

GOOONNNNNAAAAA SWINNNGGGG

FROM MY

GUN SHIPPPPPPPPPPP

[toebeansandotherbaes]

"I mean...there are worst places? It is kinda fun." Shiv grins widely.

[moon-sqaud-asks]

I think he had too much sugar.

[toebeansandotherbaes]

“Either that or not enough. 501st is weird.”

[moon-sqaud-asks]

They are weird *Corvus scratched the top of his head* Maybe that is why my Captain told me to keep my distance. I should listen to her more.

[hardcase-the-badass]

Weird, no. Fun, yes

[hardcase-the-badass]

IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM

GOOONNNNNAAAAA SWINNNGGGG

FROM MY

GUN SHIPPPPPPPPPPP

[heartytxgruta]

“Honey, no. What in the hell do you think you’re doing?”

[hardcase-the-badass]

NO NO THIS IS FUN

[hardcase-the-badass]

IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMM

GOOONNNNNAAAAA SWINNNGGGG

FROM MY

GUN SHIPPPPPPPPPPP

[hardcase-the-badass]

Just woke up what happened

[moon-sqaud-asks]

Destruction, vod, destruction.

[hardcase-the-badass]

Without me?!

[moon-sqaud-asks]

Afraid so. Maybe they saved you some? But, then again, I only wrote up the incident report.

[hardcase-the-badass]

What exactly happened

[moon-sqaud-asks]

It involved 79′s and getting drunk. (It was mostly the 501st’s fault, but some members from other battalions got involved). My Captain, Glimmer, says I’m not supposed to talk about it. 

[hardcase-the-badass]

@501st-verified REX WHAT HAPPENED

[hardcase-the-badass]

Just woke up what happened

[moon-sqaud-asks]

Destruction, vod, destruction.

[hardcase-the-badass]

Without me?!

[moon-sqaud-asks]

Afraid so. Maybe they saved you some? But, then again, I only wrote up the incident report.

[hardcase-the-badass]

What exactly happened

[hardcase-the-badass]

Just woke up what happened

[moon-sqaud-asks]

Destruction, vod, destruction.

[hardcase-the-badass]

Without me?!

[hardcase-the-badass]

Just woke up what happened

[hardcase-the-badass]

Someone asked for my HoloSpotify wrapped. Ever wonder what the @501st-verified listens to? This. This is what we listen to.

[hardcase-the-badass]

No, it didn’t. Saying a clone had a leaky growth chamber is like saying a nat born got dropped on the head. It’s just a mean quip.

Jesse use to kick my head during our younger years

[hardcase-the-badass]

Wait, my growth chamber had a leak?

[jgvfhl]

You know birbs with cracked eggs always come out a little... off.

[hardcase-the-badass]

I think there is nothing "off" about me!

[jgvfhl]

See Owlie never understood why they said that either, because there is nothing off about Owlie either! They are jealous.

[hardcase-the-badass]

ExactOmundo!

[hardcase-the-badass]

Wait, my growth chamber had a leak?

[jgvfhl]

You know birbs with cracked eggs always come out a little... off.

[hardcase-the-badass]

I think there is nothing "off" about me!

[hardcase-the-badass]

Wait, my growth chamber had a leak?