The Tumblr Allsibling

Posts? Memes? Weird shit? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough heart. Sorry, Champ, I can't give personal information. Come back when we're a little mmmm... closer. (He/Him, General adult content, no nsfw images)

[hardcoreparkour]

Don't follow me if this social media site is bad for your mental health.

[hardcoreparkour]

[hardcoreparkour]

Only true, original, authenentic,

OG

hardcoreparkour fans know about the Nuns of Yore

[hardcoreparkour]

What's that shit British people are always eating? Something and Mash right

[themillionaireexperiment]

It's a Banger

[hardcoreparkour]

This one, really?? I guess you never know what's going to strike a chord with some people

[hardcoreparkour]

What's that shit British people are always eating? Something and Mash right

[hardcoreparkour]

All my deriders become my d-riders when I erase the curves off the e

[hardcoreparkour]

I think I use concern over possible technical debt as an excuse not to work on my indie game....... but what if I can't finish it before computers become obsolete

[hardcoreparkour]

Trying to switch from briefs to boxer briefs got me questioning everything.

What kind of underwear do I prefer?

What is important to me in a pair of underwear?

What am I trying to accomplish with my underwear??

What is the meaning of underwear???

do i believe in underwear...

[hardcoreparkour]

It's safe to say we can expect Gone With the Wind 2, Titanic 2, Saving Private Ryan 2, and Avatar 2 within the next decade

[hardcoreparkour]

Silly goose, I'm not talking about the original Avatar series I'm talking about the reboot they're gonna drop any day now

[hardcoreparkour]

It's safe to say we can expect Gone With the Wind 2, Titanic 2, Saving Private Ryan 2, and Avatar 2 within the next decade

[hardcoreparkour]

Me: Ugh, you would say that Jake, you're so irony-poisoned dude.

The doctor: He has a condition similar to hemochromatosis?....

Jake: Wow a doctor who specializes in butting in on other people's conversations

Me: See that right there man

[hardcoreparkour]

I like collecting unique stuff, little evens and beginnings

[hardcoreparkour]

I tell ya, I'm a sucker for a Comedy/Romance movie. A co-mance movie

[hardcoreparkour]

Local toddler refuses to learn to eat with utensils! "They'd only slow me down" latest interview reveals

[hardcoreparkour]

Do you think in the Toy Story world telling a doll, "Shut yo raggedy ass up" is like, that's crossing a line

[hardcoreparkour]

Shew me boss me new steamy-whatsit an he sez "Cor, it's remarkable!" Oh ay, wouldne do, youer remarken' on it righ now ye twat

[hardcoreparkour]

Listen to me: You deserve love AND the ps5