I'm back I think

She/They, 23, cooler than you and lamer than you'll ever be

[phair-enough]

Hi, I’m trans and kinda cool. I like planes a lot. and I like other things also.

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bluwubewwy]

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[the-august-one]

Reblog if you appreciate when your followers point out that you've reblogged something that is Ai slop, so that you can rectify your mistake.

[smidge-j]

I disagree with entropy. I think everything should last forever

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[longislandairpower]

[dogpuppy]

[longislandairpower]

[ivy-michaels]

There may come a time when you will feel the urge to check in on your ex to see if they're as miserable as you hope they are. This is the devil talking and you must tell him to get behind you.

[snaret]

OP of this collection got deleted but the other one i reblogged made me remember this so i must spread the word

marathon durandal ass images

[homunculus-argument]

Throwing my hands in the air and singing

Aaaayoooo

I'm dipped in maaayooo

[ivy-michaels]

The Red Hot Chili Pepper's 2005 smash hit "Snow (Hey Oh)" has done more for stupid bullshit joke songs you make up while stoned than any song before in history.

[phair-enough]

oh see I read it to the tune of the 2010 hit “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz

[ivy-michaels]

they should make a scratching that actually stops the itching

[phair-enough]

the Phair song of the day is Black by Pearl Jam

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..