... would anyone like any toast?

"I keep going places and ending up somewhere I've already been" | bear | early 20s | she/her

[hardheadipus-vulgarius]

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NEW URL : @escargon -> @hardheadipus-vulgarius

Hey what’s up you can call me Bear or Escargon/goon (I still respond to that) and I haven’t found another social media site with the chaos that I’ve grown accustomed to on tumblr. I'm still here for a bit 👍

Check out my Carrd.

common tags:

#chatter - original posts and answered asks #my art - what little i have posted. mostly ms paint. #shitposting - when my original posts are meant to be funny #hall of fame - posts i love to go back to/am constantly looking for and/or referencing in real life #in my website era - where im keeping track of everything im saving to build my future neocities site so i can properly attribute it to the original creator #queue bisou bisou - queue tag, reference to this song (specifically as performed in this clip) #wile e coyote vs the world - posts about coyote because I laughed when I thought of it

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[hardheadipus-vulgarius]

about to buy crossword puzzle book

ask "is it easy or do you have to be american"

the book doesnt understand

explains that we are in canada and therefore the cultural frame of reference is different

the book laughs and says "it's easy crosswords"

buy the book

you have to be american.

[merlions]

Oh holy shit did I never post the finished blanket from my saga earlier this year

Did finish it before the wedding!! My sister cried and I cried and her husband loved it and it was lots of love all around. It is actually queen sized, nearly 100"x100", done in worsted weight on size 8/5mms.

The final tally:

Just over 240 hours 💀

Also can't believe I didn't mention it but I also made a matching one for their cat. They put it on this chair which is specifically this guy's and has never been sat on by a human since they got it

[merlions]

In honor of breaking 1k notes on this I am pinning this post, mostly bc I want everyone liking reblogging and commenting to know that I am crying tears of joy and love you all very dearly. Thank you so so so much ;_; !!!!!!!!!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[nolongerhere220]

A collection of atypical personnel credits on Barenaked Ladies albums

[teafoxillustrations]

“Ah…Amaterasu. Origin of all that is good and mother to us all.”

[pissgaming]

the fuck

[junkfoodcinemas]

Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn’t mean it won’t make it on Broadway! 

The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) dir. Frank Oz

[deepinourengines]

turn off that cocteau twins and the cure and turn on some funk before you kill yourself

[fluentisonus]

I am an atheist but I do think god as a literary narrative force is fun. like okay god is real purely within the text let's investigate this

[parisoonic]

its not my fault i keep playing against Daniel Day-Lewis mfs

[papanowo]

the muses 🎭

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[grimelords]

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

[snarlicbread]

mr the killers was right.....im so much older than i can take. you gotta help me out

[unaloid]

“Muppet Wiki” digital collage 2021