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I'm Lex and I'm as cute as I think

[amsonia-najma]

Eurovision is in a week so reminder to not watch or support it in anyway with the fact that Israel is still in the competition 

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

[armed-saphire]

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

[daily-spooky]

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[afeelgoodblog]

[memewhore]

[charmirthir]

[itznarcotic]

[kalichnikov]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[queersona]

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

[funnytwittertweets]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Me seeing my little schemes and plans work perfectly

[madohomurat]

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

[sirartwork]

[midiport]

[sexygaywizard]

All of you need to show some fucking respect to Ms Pac-Man. Without her where would your Tifa Lockhearts and Lara Crofts be. If you want to jack it to Bayonetta go bust a nut to the FIRST sexy video game woman. Salute.

[radiofreederry]

Hey King did you know that Ms. Pac-Man was officially unpersoned by Namco. She doesn’t exist anymore. As far as Namco is concerned, she never did.

[sexygaywizard]

Why is this world so cruel to sluts and whores

[catchymemes]

[bewbin]

Research

[bewbin]