penis autism (diagnosed)

zach | 25 | he/him | florida wife is @pixellyix 10.06.2025🌻 take care of yourselves, your friends, and your neighbors. we’re all we have. 🇵🇸 |♦️| 🏳️‍⚧️

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[veryluckyclovers]

[segamascott]

[s4intjust]

ok sorry for not making everything about usa but let me make a version for myself and probably a couple of my friends who also read the news about whatever is going on here

[segamascott]

you're dumb af sorry

[australianpikachu]

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

[drtanner]

Those were the days. 💜

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[leviathan-supersystem]

if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

[shegottosayit]

34 and ready to score!

[lemonlyman-dot-com]

[cuntnikida]

Some jokes just never get old

[uncahier]

[tam--lin]

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

[blujayonthewing]

(via @lalibertalia)

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[persepinesascent]

What fuckin timeline are we living in

How to Make Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

As President Trump deploys ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here’s how to tell them apart — and what

(gift link)

[akamuffintop]

My city is teaming with ICE. I don’t want to write too much about it online so I’m asking you to trust me.

In my city, the ICE agents are always in plainclothes-sunglasses and hoodies up. They arrive in unmarked cars and always as a surprise attack. It’s eerie and unsettling. Here is an example of the cars used by ICE agents on Friday. These cars were verified by community advocates.

If you are in Massachusetts and think you see ICE in your neighborhood, contact LUCE. They will send out US Citizens out into the community to verify reports. We all have to help each other because shit is dark.

LUCE Immigrant Justice Network of MA

LUCE Immigrant Justice Network of MA

[markovchaingang]

no we're not bullying autistic people. we're just making fun of people who are bad at reading social cues or are too enthusiastic about their interests or act a little weird. maybe even stereotyping them as threats

[byronicjamie]

^this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

[what-even-is-thiss]

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

[appendingfic]

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

[psychotic-gerard]

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.

[thememedaddy]