harkinglot

18 | he/it | welcome to my cave

[harkinglot]

enjoy ur stay 😎

HAIIII !! my name is hark or dee (whichever is fine hehheh)

im pinning this just to point out the gist of what this account is 👍 its still a mess now because im trying to repurpose it and yes u will see a bunch of reblogged tf2 art but lets ignore that

BASICALLY- this is a one stop shop for all the inside job shenanigans that reside in my head. whether it be small rants, ideas, hcs, drabbles, ITS ALL HERE !! I ALSO DO TYPOLOGY ANALYSIS FOR CHARACTERS (like mbti, enneagram, etc)

my asks are always open if you guys have a suggestion or want me to write smth 😁😁 BUT FIRST, BASIC RULES:

dni if ur a minor because some of my stuff might be nsfw or suggestive, SO SCRAM

i do reader inserts, solo hcs, and even ships !!

but if you suggest anything nasty, you WILL get it (this is a threat if u cant tell) so no proship bullshit, no incest, pedophilia, all that

other than that?? i will write ANYTHING. hell i made this blog bc i wanted to write glenn/myc 💀

but most importantly, HAVE FUN

i try my best to keep things clean because i want this to be a safe space where everyone can have a great time !! OH ALSO I MAKE VIDEO EDITS ON INSTAGRAM, MY @ IS FLOYDKALIM

[harkinglot]

IDK IF ANYONE CAN SEE THIS BUT I MOVED TO @harkingspot 😏😏😏

[valtsv]

i love the way this site talks about fictional characters and shipping these days. instead of "precious cinnamon roll" and "this one's the top and this one's the bottom" we have shit like "i want to put him in the washing machine and set it to maximum spin" and "they've been divorced 5 times and are banned from most public spaces" and it's been nothing but an improvement as far as i'm concerned

[harkinglot]

rand and jr shower thoughts (NOT LIKE THAT)

believe it or not, i thought of this in the shower LMAOOOO but basically,, AS ALWAYS– i was thinking about rand and jr, specifically the relationship dynamic they might’ve had when they still worked together. this idea came to me bc i was like, something fucked up definitely happened between them

because if you look at their present exterior (personality, i guess??) i think a lot of you have already noticed that jr has a tendency to hand himself over when things get BAD. like he’s REALLY into dropping on his knees, begging, and that he’ll “do anything” do you guys ever think maybe that habit grew over time when he was partners with rand??

unlike jr, rand is more hungry for power than money. im 100% on board with the idea that he enjoys having control over the people around him. i mean we’ve SEEN the horrible power dynamic between him and his own daughter, that man would do ANYTHING. let’s not even get started with him and tamiko (what a beautiful marriage jfc)

SO IM WONDERING,, do you think that in some fucked up way, this also reflected his work relationship (heck, even personal) between rand and jr?? that jr’s tendency to, in a way, “use himself” manifested because of rand’s obsession with having power over someone– OR AM I JUST GOING INSANE AGAIN??? ??  ???

[valtsv]

[harkinglot]

im so sorry you got sorta shadowed! what is this tumblr hell coming to 😔

RIGHT??? like i get it, ive been spamming rand and jr but is that REALLY so bad?? (yes. yes it is) ANYWAYS i think ill get back on my feet just fine, im just waiting for like new prompts to come in my head

[taibobo]

glenn/andre/myc 😏 hcs

NSFT / 18+ / MINORS DNI … THANK YOU

cw: drugs, degradation/dirty talking, large/multiple insertions

Keep reading

[harkinglot]

“hark where did you go”

OKAY HELLO HAI EVERYONE, HARK HERE HEHEHEHE okay so,, a lot of things happened??? well- it’s nothing serious tbh. some of u might b wondering, wow is he like dead?? NO BUT YES (obviously im kidding) apparently, tumblr decided it’d be veeeery funny to semi sh*dowb*n my blog. from what my friends have told me, they cant send anything through my ask box, my account doesnt pop up in the search bar thingy, my posts also just dont appear??? EVEN THOUGH,, i havent gotten any notifications that i violated any of tumblr’s terms, so its a weird situation. ive been trying to post but there’s NOTHING to write either bc i have nothing in my ask box, also my posts just generally dont even show up lmaooooooo

SO UHM ILL GIVE IT TIME??? let me know if you guys CAN send anything in my ask box bc that would be WOOOONDERFUL ILY ALL

[taibobo]

its a glennmyc world we are just living in it

[harkinglot]

this might be like a weird duo/combo situation BUT PLEASE,, CAN WE HAVE MORE GLENN AND GIGI INTERACTIONS ‼️i swear they'd be so fucking hilarious together,, glenn's lack of media training paired with her QUITE LITERALLY CONTROLLING THE MEDIA??? bro im telling you, all the funny shit you could do w that concept ✋✋ i hc that glenn is actually one of the best person u could gossip with, making him perfect for all of gigi's shenanigans

[harkinglot]

There’s just something about them, jr and rand seemed SO close to being lovers, but they always danced around it, they’ve probably been intimate physically, but being emotionally vulnerable w/ each other was just not in the cards for them due to their line of work

thinking about what COULD’VE been is also tearing me apart,,,, it’s the what if of it all!!!11!1!1!1!1!11! EEEUUUGGHHHHH 😔😭😐🤨🥲

ANON YOU'RE DESTROYING ME WTF HOW DARE YOU *STARTS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY* you are so evil for this– EVIL, I TELL YOU. this is exactly how i view their relationship?? like you put it IN WORDS !!!! with each other, they were constantly walking down a tightrope together. i know they so badly want to be w each other,, but their work?? it was impossible. for one second, they had each other in their arms but then the next it all goes POOF

okay but imagine a scenario before all of this??? they’re still young and happy. in their office, alone, dancing or just joking around w each other. one thing leads to another and they fucking KISS but one of them pulls the “what are we doing?” move DKLJADKLSADLS GAAAAAHH *SMASHES THE FUCKING TABLE* im so sorry, i get so emotional talking about them

but seriously?? with how tender jr treats his memory with rand (e.g. that cursed wedding picture) i assume there just has to be SOMETHING. they had each other until one day, they,, didnt. rand still has jr, jr never left him, not for one second. but rand left jr, and that what makes this SO FUCKING SAD 

[electraheart2012]

Some of u guys are really annoying about some movies but not me im always right about homoeroticism onscreen

[harkinglot]

What do you think jr and rand's relationship was like before rand got fired? Also, i LOVE your rambles about them, they're so entertaining

ANON YOU ARE JOGGING THROUGH VERY DANGEROUS TERRITORY HERE,, U HAVE NO IDEA WHAT U JUST ASKED ME–

anyways obviously i think they were WAAAAAAY more than just friends *wink wonk* but really??? i think like,, there's just so much complexity to their dynamic. i think they loved each other in ways that rlly hurt, which is why things fell out.

with the glimpse we've given of their current relationship?? there's this HUUUGE yet invisible gap between them. they were friends but work got in the way. whether it was the company or smth else, it destroyed rand. it kinda gnawed him as time passes by and it worried jr. he became more erratic. he became less and less himself.

it wasnt rand anymore, im sure jr thought to himself. that's why he had to let rand go :'))

[harkinglot]

HOLIDAY WISHES FROM THE GALS !!! (repost bc i needed to fix a mistake 💀💀)

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jr breeders where r u guys *collapses*

[harkinglot]

Can You do Headcanons of Glenn acting like a Father Figure to a Gender Neutral Reader mayb?

this is so sweet actually I LOVE FATHERLY GLENN !!!! HELLO LETS GO

super fluffy !!!!

first and foremost, we all know he would DEFINITELY send you memes and ask you wtf they mean

ur not exactly sure abt his undercover sidejob thingy either but you'll gladly help him learn slangs if it makes him happy <33

it's funny bc ur as progressive as it can get LJKDLAKD yet ur also one of the only people he can connect well with

u kinda get that his conservative-ness is probably just bc he's old and uninformed, so you try ur BEST to update him on things

"glenn what do you think of gay marriage" "all marriages seem gay to me"

whenever ur late, he does the dad thing where he interrogates the shit out of you

hand gestures and everything

when he's not with the team, he's always having lunch or even dinner w you at work

he tells you his life stories, you tell him yours, and it NEVER gets boring

he's always the first to congratulate you on a successful project, sometimes it gets too emotional

you have a habit of calling him your "dolphin dad" and even set it as his contact name KLDASLKDS

he surprisingly has a lot of wisdom in him,, which TBH IS LIKE??? KINDA UNEXPECTED BUT KINDA NOT RLLY

"sometimes the world is gonna make you feel unfit but you should embrace being different" and UR STUNNED. ARE U TALKING TO GLENN DOLPHMAN RN OR WHAT 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

no fr tho, ever since that 80s ep, i get the sense that he's just another gruff dad who's worried for his kids

he knows better than most people how scary and brutal the world can get,, and he'd do ANYTHING to keep you safe

this picture summarizes everything really:

[harkinglot]

Everyday, I watch ur inside job edits to boost my serotonin levels euuughhh, ty king 🙏🏽💝💘💗💓💞💕💖

u guys are so fucking amazing really UR SUPPORT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME !!! oh also pssst im dropping a glennmyc edit soon nyehhehehhe