Peter Solarz
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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we're not kids anymore.

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@harleenisqueen
On a totally serious op
Ghost: *In sniper position* "If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?"
Soap: "Are you serious right now?"
Ghost: "No, I'm Ghost"
Soap: "I will kill you"
Ghost: "Do it pansy"
Soap: "I will force you into therapy"
Ghost: "Damn ok, no jokes today, got it."
5 minutes later
Soap: "...What do you call a painting of missiles?"
Ghost: "I thought we were going to therapy"
Soap: "Just answer the question"
Ghost: "Well, I don't know. What?"
Soap: "Art-illery"
Ghost: *has to lay his head down to not laugh.*
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?
New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.
Distribution of ticks infected with Lyme disease in the US
ticks fully respect the california-nevada border
Gaz:"why is soap blasting before he cheats by Carrie Underwood?"
Ghost:"I didn't invite him on my date with roach."
Gaz:"so why's roach with him?"
Ghost:"soap wanted cuddles"
Gaz:
Gaz:"your relationship confuses me."
Initiation (Season 3, Episode 5) Cocktails (Season 3, Episode 17)
marriage of convenience but only because johnny's family would never accept simon as his boyfriend due to archaic beliefs so johnny finds you on like OF or something.
he's got an incredibly healthy bank account too, so he asks(begs) you to take his last name and in turn he pays you for it. monthly pension, he's got you covered for school too-- whatever you want, just be his wife so he can finally fuck simon in peace.
except his family wants to meet you and now he's obligated to take you over. and then his mom starts hounding about grandchildren.
we just got married, ma.
ah expect at least 6 bairns, ye hear?
and then his intrusive sister suddenly brings up why the both of y'all aren't have any sex.
the walls are thin, lad. we'd hear ye whether we want to or nae.
he gets tense, stuffs his clammy hands in his pockets as he warbles that you're on your menses, it's improper.
fer two weeks?
now he's got you under him fully clothed that same night with your legs cradling his trim hips wondering why his cock is half-mast even though he only likes men and loves simon.
or maybe he is fully into men, but simon (apparently) isn't and his eyes keep straying to you, his loyal, dutiful wife, as you paint your toes a pretty color in the sunroom.
the rare time, maybe at a bar or some other place, that soap and ghost are asked if they’re a couple (they are), soap will immediately go on the defensive (yeah, what about it?) because they’ve both dealt with a number of homophobic pricks before, and when intentions are initially unclear, soap is more than ready to throw fists in defense of their relationship. because fuck, he loves ghost, and no one is allowed to speak negatively about what they have.
but then whoever it is might say something like you two are sweet together or how did you meet afterwards and soap’s face then splits into a blinding grin before he’s gushing about how much he loves his partner (all the while ghost is looking at him with the most lovestruck expression any person could muster).
Soap: *putting on chapstick*
Ghost: Oh, I could use some chapstick
Soap, holding out the stick: Here- MM-
Ghost: *leans over and kisses Soap passionately, pulling away after a few seconds*
Ghost, smacking his lips: Thanks *leaves*
Soap: *stands there frozen, still holding out the chapstick*
Soap: … he stole my chapstick
Ghost: Years ago I taught Riley to bark when someone lies.
Soap: Wow, that’s impressive.
Later.
Soap: Simon, have you seen my emergency gummy bears?
Ghost slowly covers Riley’s ears.
Rookie03: Is Sergeant MacTavish okay?
Ghost: Yes. He just tells lies when he’s hungry.
Soap, in the line for dinner after a long day: Did you know I invented raccoons?
Price: So you’re dating Ghost?
Soap: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.
Price: That’s literally a wedding ring.
little soapghost dump from my twitter 🤭 😊🖤🧼💀
I will not ask you where you came from,
I will not ask you and neither should you.
Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips
We should just kiss like real people do.
I will not ask you where you came from,
I will not ask you and neither should you.
Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips
We should just kiss like real people do.