Mactavish Simp

Ran by a 22 year old Autistic man. MDNI. 18+ Playing CoD since 08'. 🇲🇽🇺🇲 Save 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦 may be a they/them idk

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Roach:" hey you had some wiring issues in your house so I fixed them for you. Don't want your house burning down haha."

Mactavish: "how do you know where I live?"

Roach:

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Riley:"what's Salvia?"

Mactavish:"a drug that makes you think you're a ceiling fan for 200 years or some shit."

Riley:

Mactavish:"oh god where is roach?"

Riley:

Riley:"he's....fine."

Mactavish:"you lost him huh?"

Riley:"yeah."

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I need a Fanfiction where they capture an enemy soldier to integrate and roach knows the enemy, a childhood friend or maybe just someone he went to school with but it's just enough to where roach sees himself in the enemy. I mean In the end they are both the same. People that nobody will remember. Fighting for futures they will never see. Fighting a war they didn't start. Roach coming back from whatever task mactavish sent him on to see that enemy being dropped into a shallow grave, a bullet to the head simply because his usefulness was up. Or something idk

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Roach:"so, Turns out resetting a bone is harder than it looks!.... unrelated but I think that new rookie is gonna be out for a while"

Mactavish:

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Ghost, watching grays anatomy:"she's just like me!...in a way."

Soap:"you wouldn't last a day in medical school."

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I need a grays anatomy au of MW. Ghost is Meredith Gray...

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Ghost:"I mean I'm okay with dying, I won't have to pay rent."

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I feel so bad for the thrift store employee that saw me pointing to a phone and talking to my husband and asked if I wanted to purchase it. I know you weren't expecting to hear "no, it's the same model that killed my dad" and I am so sorry.

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Roach:"sup twinks."

Riley:"BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE A TWINK?"

Roach:

Riley:"BITCH?"

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Btw I would just like it to be said idc if you repost anything of mine just please if we're on the same damn app use the reblog function instead of screenshoting my shit. I find it really odd especially without an actual tag.

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Damn guess they didn't like my lesson on how to reblog things properly

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Doing my yearly reply of all the CoD games. I miss OG MW so much

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Ngl I should have realized I was gay when I played these as a kid. I remember telling my brother when we where 7 and 5 that I wanted to kiss mactavish but only if I was a girl. Congrats ho you gay and nonbinary. Anyways I still wanna kiss mactavish

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how to reblog a post

since you seem to be new and not understand how to do that and decided to screenshot it instead<3

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Gaz:"how is watching soap's cat going?

Ghost:"I'm scared."

Gaz:"dude you are a grown ass man and you're scared of a cat?"

Ghost:"THAT CAT KNOWS WHAT ITS DOING."

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Roach:"happy pride."

Mactavish:"I'm not gay."

Roach:"you're not?"

Mactavish:"no! You thought I was gay?"

Ghost:"you sounded pretty gay in price's room last night"

Mactavish :"We were training."

Ghost:

Roach:

Ghost:"didn't know the word daddy is used in training."

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roach favorite fruit being boysenberries and maybe his captain trying to boost morale so he spends maybe a little too much on importing some but he doesn't talk to roach about it first so mactavish just hands roach a box of rotted berries because mactavish never questioned why it was so hard to get them. And now roach never misses the opportunity to tell his kids about how stupid their dad was when they started dating.

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Here's the actual type of music I think the boys listen to, idk.

Mactavish:

Gaz:

Riley:

Roach:

Price: