Grr woof woof bark. I'm Harley, I'm the hottest person alive and I don't use full stops. Bark bark, woof. Emoji.
HELPY YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY DAD
I am thé hottest person alive
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@harleykeener69
Grr woof woof bark. I'm Harley, I'm the hottest person alive and I don't use full stops. Bark bark, woof. Emoji.
HELPY YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY DAD
I am thé hottest person alive
My tumblr isn’t l loading
Let me provide you a list of what I’ve learned in therapy today:
*applause *
thank you
Hiii
OH HI
It's been a little while :D
Yes it has! Sorry about that been more then awhile how are things doing?
I’m still
Here losers 😜
Having fucked parents really fucks you over they really are the things that determine how your life is going to go
My son,
I hope you are doing well.
Not too well but trying to be better love you ❤️
Happy Tony doing Science
We deserved more, and more importantly, HE deserved more.
Random assortment of cartoonier spideys
Crying I love u all I just had theeee best nap
Thank you everyone fuck I love this community just UGH everyone here is so nice I love you all ❤️❤️❤️
Hey everyone so im not dead but things irl have fallen off. Ik there’s people who care about me and all that but yeah I just wanna say in around 3 weeks I won’t be online at all. Like final. Im leaving not just tumblr everything sorry if it doesn’t make sense but like go wild ask whatever you want idk but yeah I’m gonna make the most of it I love you all
About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
@mysister-isstillaposer
Friends/babysitters:
@iwasmadetobeasoldier
@theironcan
@samwilson-official
@clintbarton-thearrowguy
@totally-not-kate-bishop
@stephenstrange-md-phd
Children of all types:
@harleykeener69
@nighttimewitchgirl
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember
At least I’m still around
AHUT UP DID YOU GET LOVKED YO FID YOU GET DO DEPRESSED DID YOUR WHOLE FAMILY LEAVE YOU NO
You need a spellchecker, or go make to school.
I can’t understand you
U DONTN SHUT UP CRYING
Have you meet Peter Parker before?
YES SIRRRR ME AND HIM ARE BESSITWS WE ALWAYS ANTAGONIS TONY WHY DO YOU WANN KNOW
About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
@mysister-isstillaposer
Friends/babysitters:
@iwasmadetobeasoldier
@theironcan
@samwilson-official
@clintbarton-thearrowguy
@totally-not-kate-bishop
@stephenstrange-md-phd
Children of all types:
@harleykeener69
@nighttimewitchgirl
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember
At least I’m still around
AHUT UP DID YOU GET LOVKED YO FID YOU GET DO DEPRESSED DID YOUR WHOLE FAMILY LEAVE YOU NO
About me:
Hello!
I’m Pietro Maximoff.
I have a lovely wife and children, as well as my sister and a team of friends/babysitters and all the nieces and nephews I could want.
Wife: @pietros-wife
Sister: @wandabug
Sister in laws: @unofficial-non-poser
@mysister-isstillaposer
Friends/babysitters:
@iwasmadetobeasoldier
@theironcan
@samwilson-official
@clintbarton-thearrowguy
@totally-not-kate-bishop
@stephenstrange-md-phd
Children of all types:
@harleykeener69
@nighttimewitchgirl
+ all of Wanda’s kids
//let me know if I forgot you, so that I can tag you.//
U forgot to add douchebag, egotistical, not the hottest twin, needs a new haircut, defo got his haircut in the back of an alley way, needs money, poor, needs new children, father to be but not for long cuz he will probs loose the baby when it’s born cuz he can’t ever keep track of anything
WOW.
And FYI, I haven’t lost Violet yet, and she’s like…
*finger counting*
4 days old! So haha, in your face!
Hah in your face says the dad who had to count how old his daughter was on his hands if you were a hood father you would just remember
hi hi! my name's jamie, it's nice to meet you!
-@little-jamie-carter
Hi Jamie!! How old are you?
im six!
Aww your the cutest