Pietro Maximoff

Officially The Smartest Maximoff. Hottest Maximoff. Fastest of them all. Father. Achievement unlocked: Made Cap swear.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Pietro Maximoff

I’m Pietro Maximoff, but you might know me as Quicksilver in some universes. I’m the older twin and oldest of three to my twin, Wanda Maximoff, and my little sister, Jade Maximoff.

I lost my parents when I was ten to a mortar shell, and lost Jade when we were moved to the orphanage, before Wanda and I were ‘taken in’ by HYDRA soon after and experimented on, where Wanda and I got our powers.

Now you can find me helping out the avengers, from time to time. But mostly Im just trying to be a Father to my two lovely girls, Violet and Lily.

Name: Pietro Django Maximoff

Father: Olek Maximoff

Mother: Iryna Maximoff

Siblings: Wanda Maximoff (Twin), Jade Maximoff (Younger Sister)

Age: Late 20’s

Gender: Male

Nation: Sokovian

Species: Human Mutant

Mod Rules

MCU Character RP's

Friends And Family

[hurtspideyparker]

Kate: I'm painfully aware of the people you've slept with

Clint: What? How could you possibly know that

Kate: You have this quirk

Natasha: Clint hurry up, we're leaving!

Clint: One sex—one sec!

Kate: That's the one

Clint: That's not a thing

Bucky: She said NOW Barton

Clint: ONE SEX—shit, SEC

Kate: 🤨

Clint: ...Please don't spread this information

[we-love-redwing]

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

…no comment

[theironcan]

HAH

[official-pietro-maximoff]

EEEEWWWWWW

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*kazoo noises*

- @spideys-world

*kazoo noise response*

[spideys-world]

*kazoo noise response and ridiculous laughter*

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*snorts around the kazoo a couple times*

[spideys-world]

*wheezes into the kazoo, silent tears*

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*doubles over, no longer able to kazoo around the silent laughter*

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*kazoo noises*

- @spideys-world

*kazoo noise response*

[spideys-world]

*kazoo noise response and ridiculous laughter*

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*snorts around the kazoo a couple times*

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*kazoo noises*

- @spideys-world

*kazoo noise response*

[samwilson-official]

Bucky just woke me up singing “American Girl” in my ear at the top of his super-soldier lungs.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

AND HE DIDNT INVITE ME?!

[official-pietro-maximoff]

I second that!

*blows on my new kazoo*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Who gave you a kazoo

[official-pietro-maximoff]

My dealer.

*blows on the kazoo again*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

…I’m sorry, what?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

My dealer? They sold me this Kazoo!

*kazoo trumpet*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

A kazoo dealer?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Yeah? All the good stuff comes from a dealer!

[official-pietro-maximoff]

uh...hello! here take these! *drops a box of kazoos in front of you then runs*

*gasp*

MORE KAZOOS!!!!!!!

THANK YOU KIND STRANGER!!

[theironcan]

*kazoo noises*

Who the fuck gave you a kazoo?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Someone too dumb to think twice.

[theironcan]

So yourself?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Maybe….

[theironcan]

Mhm. I can see right through you.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*small kazoo sound*

[theironcan]

*snort*

That’s the only sound that plays in your mind isn’t it?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*grins*

It’s a possibility

[theironcan]

It’s a likely.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

You know me so well!

[theironcan]

*kazoo noises*

Who the fuck gave you a kazoo?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Someone too dumb to think twice.

[theironcan]

So yourself?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Maybe….

[theironcan]

Mhm. I can see right through you.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*small kazoo sound*

[theironcan]

*snort*

That’s the only sound that plays in your mind isn’t it?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*grins*

It’s a possibility

[theironcan]

*kazoo noises*

Who the fuck gave you a kazoo?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Someone too dumb to think twice.

[theironcan]

So yourself?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Maybe….

[theironcan]

Mhm. I can see right through you.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*small kazoo sound*

[theironcan]

*kazoo noises*

Who the fuck gave you a kazoo?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Someone too dumb to think twice.

[theironcan]

So yourself?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Maybe….

[theironcan]

*kazoo noises*

Who the fuck gave you a kazoo?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

Someone too dumb to think twice.

[samwilson-official]

Bucky just woke me up singing “American Girl” in my ear at the top of his super-soldier lungs.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

AND HE DIDNT INVITE ME?!

[official-pietro-maximoff]

I second that!

*blows on my new kazoo*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Who gave you a kazoo

[official-pietro-maximoff]

My dealer.

*blows on the kazoo again*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

…I’m sorry, what?

[official-pietro-maximoff]

My dealer? They sold me this Kazoo!

*kazoo trumpet*

[official-buckybarnes]

*kazoo noises*

Get that thing out of my face.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*deflated kazoo sound as I take a step back*

[official-buckybarnes]

Last time I saw one of those, someone sacrificed their leg. I’m not going through that again.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*takes the kazoo out of my mouth*

Has anyone pissed you off recently? I want to spread the joys of Kazoo at 4am!

[official-buckybarnes]

*kazoo noises*

Get that thing out of my face.

[official-pietro-maximoff]

*deflated kazoo sound as I take a step back*

[samwilson-official]

Bucky just woke me up singing “American Girl” in my ear at the top of his super-soldier lungs.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

AND HE DIDNT INVITE ME?!

[official-pietro-maximoff]

I second that!

*blows on my new kazoo*

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

Who gave you a kazoo

[official-pietro-maximoff]

My dealer.

*blows on the kazoo again*

[samwilson-official]

Bucky just woke me up singing “American Girl” in my ear at the top of his super-soldier lungs.

[clintbarton-thearrowguy]

AND HE DIDNT INVITE ME?!

[official-pietro-maximoff]

I second that!

*blows on my new kazoo*