you decide

[straightboyfriend2]

I know I post here sparingly, but if Twitter really does go down the shitter this WILL be my backup and I guess I'll be back full force.

[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[konoko]

[commander-ledi]

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

[sushinfood]

Also OP

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went back

[soysaucethot]

rb if u don’t give a shit about his background

[800-dick-pics]

white ppl really think racism is/was a single act and/or event and not an entire ongoing history of genocide and state and social systems of oppression built to keep black and brown people exploited

realize racism is a system of oppression thats baked into every corner of western society and that capitalism can not function without people of color being en masse exploited, subjugated into near constant austerity and severe unhealable generational trauma

[800-dick-pics]

yes white ppl should rb!!!

[srsfunny]

Piggy Eating Ice-Cream

[hydro-homies]

Adventures at whole foods

[maximum-overboner]

i have a friend that, god love him, doesn’t photograph well. he’s very laid back but the problem is that his resting face looks absolutely fucking furious and he’s started to lean into it. me and my friends have a few group photos that look like this 

[godlessondheimite]

[seriousjones]

tfw you only have time to play animal crossing at 3 AM when everything’s closed

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

JUST GO TO THE DS SETTINGS AND CHANGE THE TIME SMH YALL R SO DUMB

[seriousjones]

please don’t lie to isabelle

[draumboosky]

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

[draumboosky]

High quality addition to this post

[husband]

[darning-socks]

morning routine.png

[milkmaidmilf]

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

[brokenwingsandblackeyedthings]

Yes they are in every classroom in America

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Is that sarcasm

[professionalweenie]

no.

[filmsgamesandowlsohmy-blog]

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

[tracyalexander-deactivated20201]

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

[sam-keeper]

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.