Congregate Do The Infamous Fuckboys

So too is he...PART MAN PART SKELETON

[junefifth]

I have too much time on my hands

[superserials-blog]

Ready or not.

[hauntedillusionscosplay]

They’ve started to torture the captives.

[pineconelizarddaddy]

I have reblogged this because I am now enrolled in the Skeleton War. I must fight in the battle against the fuckboys. I tear my skin off and show off the skeleton I truly am. I will report for duty at 0000 hours, October 1st, 2015. The battle begins then. Prepare yourselves, young skeletons. The war will end 0000 hours, November 1st. Be safe, be spooky.

[woodhawk-deactivated20190502]

Training for the commencement of the 2015 skeleton war has begun.

[gifak-net]

[sizvideos]

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

[haussofkm-deactivated20200417]

The cutest thing ever.

[notactuallyherenotreally]

is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?

like ‘here small human, this makes the big humans happy. i am sorry please stop crying’

[skate-dog-deactivated20150830]

dogs are so pure like ???????

[gael-garcia]

[tomche]

when you leave a store without buying anything

[fuckroze-deactivated20180902]

Oh my fucking god

[buzzfeed]

19 Things You Won’t Believe People In This World Actually Do

[potblowpicasso-deactivated20230]

I put ice cubes in my cereal there is nothing wrong with that

[cosplaymutt]

[all-mirth-no-matter]

Ok, so here’s personal story time.

I went to Disney World Magic Kingdom today wearing this pink and white sun dress and my hair was in soft curls. My hair is sort of long, but you can’t really tell that from the picture.

Anyway, we were walking around for a little while, and then this mother walked up to me holding her daughter’s hand. At first I kind of got nervous because I don’t just get randomly talked to on the norm. But then the mother kind of embarrassingly said “I don’t mean to bother you dear, but my daughter here has been asking me non stop since she’s seen you if you were Sleeping Beauty and if it’s your day off.”

Ok, now I do not look like any Disney Princess. So I assumed she only thought this because of my hair and dress (I would imagine if Sleeping Beauty were walking around Disney in the summertime on her day off she would wear a pink sun dress. Or blue lol).

I looked down at the daughter, who was wearing a Sleeping Beauty kids dress and she was kind of hiding behind her mom and smiling. So instead of telling her no, this is what I did:

I bent down to my knees so I could be on her level and I said, “Oh Princess, you must have just woken up for behaving so silly. Obviously you are Princess Aurora, aren’t you?” I pointed to her dress. “It really is an honor to meet you. You’re my favorite Disney Princess.” By now she was giggling and moving out from behind her mom. “But I have to warn you. I heard that an evil sorceress is out to get you, so be careful. Make sure you be safe and stay away from spinning wheels!” I looked up at the girl’s mother who had the biggest smile on her face. “Ok Princess, you better get back to running the kingdom. And remember to always keep dreaming!” The girl then gave me a hug. When they were walking away the mother turned back to me and I noticed her eyes were watery. She mouthed “thank you”.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, gave me the most satisfying feeling I have ever had.

[sejient]

last time i went to disney land someone mistook me for a trash collector

[fueledby-fuentes]

I just spit everywhere

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[nateriot-deactivated20180701]

Obama on gay adoption 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

[the-uncalm-nipples]

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

[hootfiend]

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

What the FUCK is this

[rebe83]

its a baby bat bry

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

SHIT

[agingb0nes-deactivated20200330]

Ah yes the terrifying creature of the night

[mxmephistopheles]

WHAT A BABY OH MY GOD.

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

[animal-factbook]

This dog is one of the world’s most well-known supermodels. This lucky canine travels across the globe, wearing the latest fashions and getting its picture taken along the way. Photos end up in Vogue, Elle, and several other high profile magazines and publications.

[sdzoo]

Our little glamour girl, Devi the hippo calf, is gracing this month’s cover of ZOONOOZ. Check it out.

[sodunwithit]

actual cinnamon roll joshua dun

[text-body]

From Peter Kaaden‘s series Zuh Nah

[teabythesea]

More like Va Gi Nah

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

Fun fact my boyfriend plays this game called Magic the gathering at this comic book store and I started going with him and we noticed that the other guys started saying really sexist and offensive things around me since I’m the only girl so he immediately took me home and taught me how to play so now I go there to play and beat all of them.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

They spend thousands of dollars on decks to win and I picked out cards that my boyfriend already owned and made my own deck and go there and win one guy literally threw his deck in the trash and walked out of the store screaming

[deansdepartedsoul]

*sigh* manbabies

[mermensch]

your boyfriend is helping you do the Lord’s work