kinda sus

[soysaucethot]

Calling pokemon and enamel pin enthusiasts, interest check this for me pretty pwease :D

https://strawpoll.com/7rnzmYXMYyO

I'd be running a kickstarter for these!! (Check the replies for an example of how the magnets work!)

The pins would work like the video below!!

[soysaucethot]

if ur gonna play Hogwarts Legacy just fucking do it and be quiet abt it. it's disrespectful to the LGBT community to log on somewhere and be like "ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵖˡᵃʸ ʰᵒᵍʷᵃʳᵗˢ ˡᵉᵍᵃᶜʸ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ⁱ'ᵐ ʰᵒᵐᵒᵖʰᵒᵇⁱᶜ!"

[soysaucethoughts]

URGENT COMMISSIONS OPEN

✨ REBLOGS AND LIKES APPRECIATED ✨

☆ Prices are set for the foreseeable future! Multi-piece discounts available as well!

☆ More examples available by request!

Contact me here, or SoysauceThot#2401 on Discord!

[theparadigmshifts]

[animatedtext]

requested by disco-tea 

[soysaucethot]

[soysaucethot]

elon trying to convince twitter employees to stay after he nuked the platform

[soysaucethot]

the broken code is just among us in cat form

brown is sus

[animentality]

I made a trope chart for my newest book, 7 Deadly Habits of the Modern Demon Summoner! 

Check it out here for preorder (ebook only right now): 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLMCCXDN?ref_=pe_3052080_276849420. 

An urban fantasy romance…sort of. 

[animentality]

ATTENTION FOOLS COWARDS AND SLUTS

It’s that time of year again. 

BEHOLD my new book and its glorious cover, drawn by the wonderfully talented @nutsalia. 

It is NOW available for preorder (to be released Dec. 5th) here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLMCCXDN?ref_=pe_3052080_276849420

and I think it’s GLORIOUS.  

This book is like…a pansexual John Wick meets Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, except it’s STUPIDER because there are demons and demon summoners and highly fuckable angels and the most ridiculous fight scenes you’d ever read. 

And it’s a romance told in reverse. 

Anyway! 

Preorder right now is unfortunately only available for the ebook, which will be on Kindle, whether that’s on your Kindle or the Kindle app, which is free to download on your phone. But the paperback and hardcover will be available on launch day, or possibly for preorder as well, by December 5th! 

Also, it’s free if you have Kindle Unlimited and I will be promoting free copies on a later date. I always appreciate a sale, but don’t worry, I do get paid per pages read too. 

And if it’s not your thing, well, that’s cool too because I could always use a reblog, if you’re feeling merciful. If you’re feeling sexy. 

Or pity me, right now. I will take pity too. This is the worst career ever, making a fool out of myself on Tungle dot hell. But goddamnit if I’m not good at it! 

[soysaucethot]

the venn diagram of people being gay and people being homophobic is just a circle

[eggbabey]

happy april 3rd

[always-tired24-7]

Happy Dannypocalypse everyone!!!

[maybeitskogayne]

happy april 3rd!

[let-danny-sleep]

T̨̳̼̅̔͘H̰͍͕̺͖̀̐͗̇̀E͊͢R̢͘E̻͐ ̻̓IS̲̺̲͆̿̾ ̮̲̾̋NO̠̪͂̌ ̰͒ES̻̫̈͊͢͠C̡̪̉̋A̩̜̻͔̎̈́͐̐P̬͔͆̔E͚͆͋ͅ.̨̥̜̩̗̾̃̌̍̊ S̡̢͔̠̖̉́̌̍̊Ȕ̜͉͡B̞̻͍̏͊̋M̘͗Ī̢̪͒T͇̊͂͢ ̭̂T̝̑Ǒ̢͕̤̖̏͑̾ ͔̤̻̲̾̀̂́D̰̈Ä͈̤̙̟̉͂͝N̻͘N̼̝͚̫͑͆͋̂͗ͅO͙̙͎͎̅̌̍͌̕͜.̖͙̇̀͘͢ ͝ͅ

[lexosaurus]

Haha u said u never get hate anons but now u have Ur stinky Gotem Happy dannypocalype

wow this is SO rude im liTERALLY CRIYNGGG rn how could u anon this just the WORST new s i could have recieved in this fine april rainy 3pm day wowie wo wow im shaking hh 😭✊

Lolol happy Dannypocalypse! Enjoy the memes!

[nat-a-nat]

DANNOS