HarlotandLush

A modern day harlot and lush living out their 20s.

[harlotandlush]

Happiness!

[alexander]

Please share this video, we can’t let that horrible into the white house.

Also happy bday Elizabeth Warren

[video-hall-of-fame]

modern art

[tomiekawakame]

@lightupreebok

[holyromanhomo]

This song is gonna be stuck in my head all day now

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

[antares-of-the-void-deactivated]

[bonersniper]

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

[nithpantie-l-deactivated2016070]

AND HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE FUCKING CLAPS PROPERLY

[goldvsmold]

Fifth Harmony (5H):

Feminists; Empowering lyrics

Supporters of the trans community

#BlackOut supporters 

Wrote a very empowering song that also praises Beyoncé , Rihanna, Shakira, and many other female artists on owning yourself and being self confident

5 Seconds of Summer (5sos):

Have made sexist, homophobic and racist comments; videos attached of them “jumping” the border and impersonating a Mexican and a video of them making fun of immigrants with an accent

Have taken advantage of fans sexually

Have used homophobic slurs

Asked under-aged fans for nudes

[acidocasualidad]

[toraachan]

[bastille]

I am so in love with this picture.

I love the messy hair, and the black under her tired eyes, his unbuttoned shirt. I like the imperfections in this picture yet they’re genuinely smiling and happy.

this is my favourite picture ever

Looks like the “guilty photo”

the best pic

[fast-and-fit-sam]

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

[brilliantlove2]

Huh cool!

[electric-daisy-forest]

Shoutout to everyone in their 20’s that still look like they’re 14. Here’s to hoping we look fine as hell when we are 50

[harlotandlush]

I appreciate this since my coworker thought I was somebody's teenage daughter last week when I walked up to her. In the words of Aubrey Plaza- "fuck you old people" 😂

[harlotandlush]

Been looking for answers and your active on tumblr and I'm new to it all, you sound like an open book and so im i, and we both have our run ins with relationships, I hope yours will work out, are you good with sexual q&a? Btw I'm male and 21 thanks!

Sorry we suck at consistently being active on tumblr but always happy to help. We're in our mid twenties and have done some dumb shit so maybe we can help you avoid unnecessary drama :)

[harlotandlush]

So many things

Harlot and I no longer live in the same city (again). It’s some BFF curse. She’s hanging up north while I’m down south which is terrible, but also amazing because it’s lets me do things like fly up and visit her to go see some funklordz play a concert on a yacht (this is real life). It’s a good thing we both love traveling.

In the love department- I’m in love with ex-boyfriend, who is now boyfriend, and maybe will be known as fiancé in the near future (I can’t even believe that’s a real thing that could happen soon, still digesting) I realized that we’ve been dating for 6ish years. Insane huh? Rose gold diamond ring, get at me.

In the work department- Harlot and I are both insanely busy but money funds out adventures so I’ll take it.

In random news, I’m insanely obsessed with chocolate covered potato chips (they’re literally like crack) and Zurich. I’ll post a pic from my adventures there, it’s insanely beautiful but expensive. My heart broke a little when I spent 17 Swiss francs at Starbucks on a drink and tuna sandwich.

In party news- I went out and drank this grain alcohol based slushy Friday night (I was living like it was freshman year of college) which lead to a lot of midriff baring dancing with my friends and a weekend of attempting to cure my hangover by consuming a whole medium pizza, Mexican food, and whatever other junk food I had laying around while binge watching arrow aka olicity. Must. Work. Out. Soon.

Love you people, Lush

PS - happy belated birthday Harry Potter ⚡️

[coral]

It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.

Nicholas Sparks (via feellng)

YUP.

[harlotandlush]

What PMS + migraine looks like in LA. I belong here. -Harlot

[harlotandlush]

Boom clap.

Just finished reading the fault in our stars. I'm a blubbering mess and Augustus Waters is grand. Can't wait to check out the flick now. I have to say, I forgot how fun it is to get lost in some YA fiction. Makes real world suck a little less, no? Thanks John Green. Xoxo, Lush

[harlotandlush]

I tried to make dinner for Ex Boyfriend who is now Boyfriend again. I failed. We went to chick fil a instead. Another meal bites the dust.

Xoxo, Lush

[harlotandlush]

Some music to get me through my day. My genre of interest- anything good. Xoxo, Lush