canyon

patron saint of nothing; princess of cats 25 | NY | she/they — no terfs no maga!

[harmboy]

https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/174102630

[harmboy]

funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life was my (gay, from orlando, FL) coworker’s reaction to being asked “have you heard of poppers?”

[harmboy]

[pjackk]

when will you hit menopause pjac

Im never hitting pause on men

[harmboy]

i love my sunburn it doesn’t hurt me

[harmboy]

seeing my ex dickride for these drake releases only affirms that i did the right thing by cheating on him

[harmboy]

its buttfuck summer

[harmboy]

5sos 5/29, mohegan sun 🩷 crowd was so beautiful except for the wack ho who tried to deliver me a kidney punch- work on your strikes, it felt like the gentle kiss of a breeze beloved!

[harmboy]

ugh its so annoying when you’re hanging out with a guy and he says some stupid ass shit like Let’s watch Uncut Gems

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[whoarethemoonpeople]

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[harmboy]

this time two weeks ago i was smoking cigarettes for 2

[harmboy]

like i own you! like i’m yours!

[harmboy]

sharing music with my beloved friends trying very hard to be normal about it

[harmboy]

life as of lately: rip to my hookup who moved across the country and left me impregnated with his child, i handled that, moved into an apartment, fought an intruder off not 2 weeks after moving into said apartment, andddd yea basically thats it

[harmboy]

im looking for the Hos

[harmboy]

shaving my bush for my abortion consultation