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Aquarius cares too much. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
Daily dose of love quotes here
Most likely to bump into their crush
sagittarius-Â âsorry! haha excuse, me, how you doing?â gemini-Â âWATCH OUT hah jk ahahâ libra-Â *giggles* aries- âoh jeez are you okay??â leo-Â âoopsie hahaâ virgo- really not on purpose, theyâre just clumsy af pisces- not on purpose. blushing SO MUCH taurus- you felt some kind of pull, you canât explain (no specific order) meanwhile, capricorns, aquarius, scorpios & cancers are staring from afar and thinking of all the pros & cons of approaching their crush.
MY DAD FOUND MY ANTI POSSESSION NECKLACE. HELD IT UP, GAVE ME A CONCERNED LOOK AND ASKED "WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENTAGRAM NECKLACE?!" SO I EXPLAINED IT WOULD KEEP ME FROM BEING POSSESSED. HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS NUTS AND SAID "ID STAY AWAY FROM CIRCLES AND STARS IF I WERE YOU ". I SWEAR AS A FANDOM WE ARE NOT SATAN WORSHIPPERS.
Aries: âNo, I was kicking your ass.â Taurus: âNipples?â Gemini: âMy spidey senses are tingling.â Cancer: âYou gonna kiss me? Leo: âSeriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?â Virgo: âDude, weâre not even in America.â Libra: âIâm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. Iâm a painted whore.â Scorpio: âKarmaâs a bitch, bitch.â Sagittarius: âI think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.â Capricorn: âOr heâs possessed. Seriously. Think about it.â Aquarius: âYou donât watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you donât talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now heâs got a boner.â Pisces: âWell thatâs great, because without your power, youâre basically just a baby in a trench coat.â
THE SIGNS IN HELL
Aries: Walks around with their head up and a giant grin on their face. Probably was a devout atheist.
Taurus: Keeps telling the demons that they are torturing them wrong, to use [blank] instead of [blank].
Gemini: Literally switchs between crying cause they can't see their aunt, whos in heaven, and laughing cause they know that their enemy is burning to a crisp right next to them.
Cancer: Reliving their past like 4 times and crying durning it all. And whatever breaks they have.
Leo: They and Aquarius are yelling at Satan for hogging all of the attention.
Virgo: Tries to keep calm, ends up losing it and throwing things around in a giant fit. Also kills like two people, who just regenerate without fingernails.
Libra: Died, and came back without fingernails. Keeps dying. Finds it justified cause you were a fucking prick.
Scorpio: Somehow they found shit that even YOU aren't into... Have fun with that.
Sagittarius: Your mouth is stitched shut and you keep on trying to speak with hand geatures that no one understands.
Capricorn: Thinks that Sag's gestures are all sexual, and keeps laughing as they go through sever withdrawl symptoms.
Aquarius: Debating with Leo about how Satan is hogging the throne, and how they should be up there instead. Also complains about how Satan is slacking and insists they could do a better job. Possibly creates a plan to overthrow Satan.
Pisces: I don't know why in the Hell you're here, but you are talking Aquarius out of overthrowing Satan.
Daily dose of love quotes here
it gets more true every time I read this
its hurting my eyes because its so damn freaking funny!
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters⌠S.T..R ⌠My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingridâs husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some donât die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this⌠STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a strokeâŚtotally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the â3â steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg âIt is sunny out todayâ). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another âsignâ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to âstickâ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is âcrookedâ, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah donât think that this canât happen to you or someone you know if theyâre young. my cousinâs wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
Iâve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOGÂ REBLOGÂ
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
Because I feel bad if I donât reblogâŚ
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - âIâm Yoursâ using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
Its so uplifting like omg
Iâm enjoying this too much
How to summon Jason Mraz
This us the perfect pitch it makes me sleepy
A realistic Baymax that doesnât activate when you say âowâ but when you curse in pain.
"Hello. I am Baymax. I was activated when you said âfucking shit bitch cunt fuck.â"