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This German Kindergarten

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every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat

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i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

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When you turn 24

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350+ names that make you/your baby really awesome and cool

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The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

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They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

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you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?

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Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

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K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

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For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

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the world’s largest pearl

the largest pearl in the world is a beautiful blob and i want you to know that now go out there and be a pearl blob. be the fattest sloppiest pearl you can be

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