Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

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shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

JBB: An Artblog!
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@edboy104
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
a little encouragement for you on this tuesday
literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet
when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue
On Hozier’s Francesca
sometimes I think about what if I woke up, at an earlier point, with knowledge I have now, and the free agency to change things
to be honest I used to almost cry myself to sleep wishing I could do that and do things better, let people down less, fix things, and spare myself some pain
but having what I have now, and who I have to share it, I can’t fathom anything but this. I’d run it back infinitely, exactly the same just to know that at the end is her
I’d tell them put me back in
Aight I’m gonna go ahead and shift this to be more of an ACTUAL tumblr now instead of just the occasional shitposting site I got on cause my ex from 2012 told me I REALLY should get on
the amount of posts from tumblr staff members scolding users for not wanting to give them money is truly incredible. every single complaint about the website is met with “well maybe if you gave us enough money 💅” truly undefeatable business strategy. when i got banned from mass reporting and their email support blocked me an actual post i saw from a real staff member on here in response was that we “aren’t giving them enough money” to afford moderation that isn’t completely automated. not to mention this kind of shit from official blogs:
it’s truly fucking astonishing. did they think they just got lucky that Yahoo sold tumblr for $1 billion less than they bought it for? do they think if they yell at us enough we’ll feel like we owe something to an unprofitable business model? if you can’t figure something out that is literally not my problem. sorry interest rates aren’t 0% anymore and you can’t run businesses at a complete loss forever now. sell the platform to the next schmuck dumb enough to buy it or shut it down. we will literally just find somewhere else to post.
lmaoo I’ve never actually like tried to figure out how tumble ACTUALLY works
siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid
the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw
@ghostlycrisis
cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight
nothing frappucino
diet dr. nasty
battery acid spaghetti
The Flavor
white gilgamesh
the sludge
dragon cum
peg nog
fistbumping lesbians
the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"
the horsepussy
vanilla extract
edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot
I live once more
Someone tell @staymellobro to not pls 😭😭😭
Senator Mathias, Chief Justice Burger, Vice President Bush, Speaker O'Neill, Senator Dole, Reverend Clergy, members of my family and friends
Since this post is dated 2011, I tried to find the source and it turns out
It’s from a Warioware D.I.Y. Microgame back in 2009 where you upgrade her RAM…