Life Has Many Doors

edboy

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[snepdotgay]

a little encouragement for you on this tuesday

[firebuug]

Visit Original Link

[hollowtones]

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[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

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[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[zagreus]

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[barneycalhounslutmoments]

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

[edboy104]

On Hozier’s Francesca

sometimes I think about what if I woke up, at an earlier point, with knowledge I have now, and the free agency to change things

to be honest I used to almost cry myself to sleep wishing I could do that and do things better, let people down less, fix things, and spare myself some pain

but having what I have now, and who I have to share it, I can’t fathom anything but this. I’d run it back infinitely, exactly the same just to know that at the end is her

I’d tell them put me back in

[edboy104]

Aight I’m gonna go ahead and shift this to be more of an ACTUAL tumblr now instead of just the occasional shitposting site I got on cause my ex from 2012 told me I REALLY should get on

[pissvortex]

the amount of posts from tumblr staff members scolding users for not wanting to give them money is truly incredible. every single complaint about the website is met with “well maybe if you gave us enough money 💅” truly undefeatable business strategy. when i got banned from mass reporting and their email support blocked me an actual post i saw from a real staff member on here in response was that we “aren’t giving them enough money” to afford moderation that isn’t completely automated. not to mention this kind of shit from official blogs:

it’s truly fucking astonishing. did they think they just got lucky that Yahoo sold tumblr for $1 billion less than they bought it for? do they think if they yell at us enough we’ll feel like we owe something to an unprofitable business model? if you can’t figure something out that is literally not my problem. sorry interest rates aren’t 0% anymore and you can’t run businesses at a complete loss forever now. sell the platform to the next schmuck dumb enough to buy it or shut it down. we will literally just find somewhere else to post.

[edboy104]

lmaoo I’ve never actually like tried to figure out how tumble ACTUALLY works

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[crabussy]

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

[sneefsnorf]

@ghostlycrisis

[cetaceanhandiwork]

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

diet dr. nasty

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

[edboy104]

I live once more

[drumcorpshero]

Someone tell @staymellobro to not pls 😭😭😭

[ihatepissvortex]

You Should Scrape the Paint off this Mug with your Teeth

Senator Mathias, Chief Justice Burger, Vice President Bush, Speaker O'Neill, Senator Dole, Reverend Clergy, members of my family and friends

[eeriewig]

[finder-plus]

Since this post is dated 2011, I tried to find the source and it turns out

It’s from a Warioware D.I.Y. Microgame back in 2009 where you upgrade her RAM…