Harper Lennox

Empty drinks at bar stools

[classg-disaster]

[harplenox]

The bottles would have to be numbered, though. It would start as something totally benign... Like, say: What was the name of the salon next to the grave yard? Curl Up and Dye. Do you get it? 

[classg-disaster]

What would be fun is if Jericho could bring me another beer. 

[harplenox]

Yeah, but you see, I'm here, and he's--well, I don't know where. But not here. What have you got there? Anyway, what would be fun is if beer caps had jokes on them! Like Laffy Taffy wrappers... Only I think it would be more entertaining if the more drinks you had the darker the jokes got.

[classg-disaster]

… Is Jericho around?

[harplenox]

Somewhere, probably. Need something? I can get you another beer. Hey, you know what would be fun?

[classg-disaster]

Cliches? That’s what you’re bringing to this? Wow, really making a good impression. 

[harplenox]

Well, you know, I just thought I'd bring one up as a backup in the event my affinity for reruns of Cops didn't do the trick on its own. I'd hate to give off the illusion there was any sense in this pretty little head of mine.

[classg-disaster]

Why would anyone want to watch shit like that? Some of the people here were practically on it. Forgetting the whole reason we came here, or…?

[harplenox]

"Some of us"? Well, color me interested. I'm hoping my present company is included in that us. I'm in the mood for a good story. As for why someone would want to watch it, there's no rhyme or reason. What's the old cliché? The heart wants what it wants. 

[mumuinfinity-blog]

You use the term ‘work’ loosely, Harper. 

[harplenox]

Why would I ever need to work hard when I'm so cute and have such a great personality?

[hellswrecker]

Should I get a camera out for when the time comes? Or are you going to try and convince an entire bar of drunks that they should stop watching whatever sports game is on right now and exchange it for a different kind of violence?

[harplenox]

Do you think you could get the actual show's film crew in here? Can you imagine? I bet all these bums'd watch Cops for that. I wonder what I'd be on there for... I'm not foolish enough to try and convince a drunk to do anything. It's like trying to herd cats. 

[harplenox]

Now, I've been told my tastes are a little off the cuff--that I believe. What I refuse to believe is that I'm the only person in this bar who wants to watch Cops. How am I supposed to live vicariously through all those people if I work half the time that it's on? Pretty soon I'll have to start acting like that myself to get my fix.