[lilpinklift-blog]

The “ It’s my birthday “ haul.

The sephora gift card and doc martins were gifts, but I wanted to show you how beautiful the shoes were.

p.s. mt.dew is back lmao

🌸 Total $ 1,222 ish  🌸

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks

[veganlifter-blog1]

gladly 💄

[theftbaby-blog]

no amount of material shit is gonna make me happy but i'm still going to lift to fill the void

[lilpinklift-blog]

tiny haul for a tiny sunday meant only to get halloween things and things to decorate my new jewelry holder which omg I am so excited about. 

🌸 Total $154  🌸

[sevenlifts-blog]

back in action! right before school starts :))))

had fun with mod lemon today, I decided to lift her something then we left and I showed her and it turned out she lifted the same thing, lmao.

🌹✨total; $246.73 ✨🌹

[paradise-panda-person]

Freind - omg I love your wardrobe, I bet you’re making good money at your new job

Me - not really, I don’t get many hours

F- well you must make more than me, I wish I could afford to dress like that

M- I don’t really spend much money on clothes, I’m just smart about shopping

F- haha whatcha do? Steal em?

M- haha..ha…nooooooooo

[lift-me-up]

DAY 5! DAY. F.I.V.E. LOOK AT THIS HAUL!!!!! LOOK!!!!!

BRUH IM SCREAMING. FEELING ARTSY? ROB THE JOINT. I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW MANY BRUSHES I GOT. I DIDN’T THINK I COULD FIT SO MUCH PAINT. WOWOWOWOWOWOW. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Time to faint now. I think after this Im gonna take it slow for a while wow 🤞

[liftertrades]

What store did you get the brushes from?

[lift-me-up]

Michael’s aka the easiest store to ever lift from

[novicelifter-blog]

This is amazing

[harpslifting-blog]

omg my friend told me the K*hls that is in our town doesn’t have any LP and shes the manager there must hold self back

[cutesylift-blog]

Literally if I had a gf I’d lift her anything she wanted idgaf she want makeup? Catch me in that sephora. She want ice cream? Scoop that right in my bag. She want a car? VROOM VROOM BITCH WE AT THE DEALERSHIP AT 4 AM PULLING A CAR HEIST

[sadlftng]

just a lil haul :) places: UO, 421 total: $164

[lemonylifts]

Sky haul!

The sun: at least $4

There was a giant blind spot behind the moon, no LP. Lots of other customers but they seemed really distracted by something though.

[brokelmao-blog]

Me: ok I took off all the tags, let’s go home Me: *walks out* Me: *beeps* Me: fuC K SA’s: *doesnt care* Me: I could’ve lifted every single thing if I was gonna beep anyway :/

[brokelmao-blog]

Brokelmao is back!

Umbrian Clay Mask - $75 Milk Holographic Highlighter - $36

☄️

[brokelmao-blog]

Last week’s haul 💅🏼 (THIS WAS OVER A COURSE OF A WEEK!!)

☄ Total: $1,313.24 ☄ Tax: $170.72 ☄ Grand Total: $1,483.96

Notes ☄ Sephora is pretty easy IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE SA’s. ☄ I am NEVER fucking w/ Shoppers or RFID’s ever again.

Rip to the stores that I have robbed

[justasimplememebean]

Yo, guys. Seriously start practicing accents.

(I have 0 followers im p sure no one will ever see this post but hey oh well.)

Fucking leARN HOW TO IMITATE A FEW DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR DAMN COSTUME. FUCKING THROW ON FRECKLES AND CONTOUR WEIRD AND BE BRITISH OR SOME SHIT.

they’ll be looking for the British chick next time. And that british chick is not u. U is u. Git gud.

Note: i hit the same kohls 3x a week and i have 12 different looks set up and i can imitate 5 different accents. No one suspects a sweet little southerner with freckles and glasses and pigtail braids. Fear the voice Change. F e a r i t.

[liftedyourman]

I love things like this. I’m doing it.

[bambibandit-blog1]

Jesus Christ

[veganlifter-blog1]

ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰ

literally every damn skincare item at seph into my bag now pls