dragon age time

I'm Mads, hi (icon by pumpkinlass)

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[squishysphealgirls]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[katelyn-danger]

How much are we making fam?

Unemployed

$20,000-$30,000

$30,000-$40,000

$40,000-$50,000

$50,000-$60,000

$60,000-$80,000

$80,000-$100,000

Over $100,000

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[ladiablotine]

went through my old art tags on previous blogs and just decided to redraw some old DA characters AHAHA

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[dykesonfilm]

Whole house undiagnosed

[bishicat]

making out in the storm coast :)

for DA kiss week 💕🌧️

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[cherrydj-l]

shapeshifter wife

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Remaining time: 2 days 5 hours

Soma 😔

[ysolt]

[ysolt]

i like everybody saying something along the lines of "oh i'm [age below 28] and i cant tank it anymore already!" like oh dont worry. the real fun starts at 28. its coming

[qqchurch]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[lustcannibalism]

not to be vague but.

[lustcannibalism]

okay sure it’s your post now

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[sofusenpai]

vignir mahariel & alistair theirin

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]