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Raquel~ This is a One Direction/Larry blog but honestly you'll probably find more bad jokes and gay porn then the content you came here for.

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[notkatniss]

damn only one? who’s gonna tell travis

[horreurscopes]

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[aropride]

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]

[louistomlinsoncouk]

Louis on stage in Los Angeles, CA - 30/6

[somecunttookmyurl]

guys new ea-nasir joke dropped on fucking reddit of all places

[hslllot]

look away

[shittymoviedetails]

When I arrive at the western front

[catchymemes]

[noyzinerd]

Deaton: Stiles, seeing as you are the most qualified, I feel it is time to begin training you to take over for me as emissary and drui-

Derek: Nope. We're not doing that. We are never doing that.

Stiles: Hey! Wha-?!

Deaton: And why, may I ask, do you think this would be such a bad idea?

Derek: *turns to Stiles* Let's say a hunter is trying to drive us out of Beacon Hills. What's the first thing you'd do as our emissary?

Stiles: Easy. I'd use that curse from the movie The Killing Of A Sacred Deer. You know. Where he would be forced to kill either his beautiful wife or one of his two kids in order to save the remaining family members from dying slowly from the loss of all motor functions and becoming starved, emaciated husks that bled from the eyes. And, if this guy were anything like the guy in the movie, his decision would be so difficult to make that he'd end up placing his wife and kids in a circle with burlap sacks on their heads, then wildly shooting off a shotgun, wearing a blindfold, while spinning around in circles.

The Pack:

Stiles: That's just off the top of my head, though. I could probably workshop it a little more, given some time.

The Pack: Scott: ...jeeesus...

Deaton:

Deaton: Perhaps it would be unwise to give you any semblance of power.

Derek: Oh,"pErHApS"?

[eridan-ampora]

this healthline article is about to make me fucking lose it

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Do you talk to Stiles often?

Derek: I do not. Not often, no. I, um. I barely know him.

Scott: Really? [points to a note Derek left on Stiles' door] Because it says right here that you love him.

Derek: ... It does, doesn't it. Yeah. You know, um... It's the way that I end my notes. As a goodbye, you know. Like, "goodbye, see you later, I love you."

Scott:

Derek: Because you never know... if you're never gonna see someone again. You know, we've both seen people actually die. So, you know.

Scott:

Derek: I have to run, I have a thing that I need to get to. So, see you later.

Scott:

Derek: Nice talking to you.

Scott:

Derek: ... love you.

[peromiin]

ive fallen down a drarry shaped rabbit hole recently

[gothish]

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

[h0peless-necr0mantic-deactivate]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

[depsidase]

[thepariahcontinuum]

Yeah I'm just not doing that. I don't need the job that much.

[beemovieerotica]

comments by @autumntides :

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"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission."

Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.