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1961, Hollywood, California. Following a newspaper casting call, black cats are auditioning for the feline role in Roger Corman’s Tales of Terror (1962). Photos taken by Ralph Crane for Time magazine.

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Look at Peter Lorre and Vincent Price cuddling black kitties. I can't e v e n.

#tales of terror #black cats #peter lorre #vincent price

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i’m gonna start a Cute Bi Club for all bisexual and biromantic folks and all we’re gonna do is pet cats and talk about how cute and bi we are

#bi #lgbtq #bi tumblr #biseuxal #cats

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Turtle is the most most beautiful.

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And I adopted her three years ago today.

#cat adoption #cat #who saved who #tabbycat #turtle the cat

Pink tea. Pink teacup. Pink saucer.

#teacup #passion tea #tazo tea #pink #pretty in pink

Turtle is the most most beautiful.

#turtle the cat #cat #brown tabby #mainecoon #kitten #i love her

I’m housesitting/petsitting, and all the animals are too cute too handle. The top picture is Sadie a Rhodesian Ridgeback, she’s super shy, but I love her. Tessa is the Beagle, she’s as sweet, as she is naughty. And lastly a betta, who is rather magnificent.

#housesitting #petsitting #rhodesian ridgeback #beagle #betta fish

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#aboutme

#thank god #maybe she'll marry me #bisexuality #me too buddy

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Spoil the ending of your favorite movie with no context.

#trashy reporter begins report on the events of the film #the cop is wheeled into an ambulance #final girl is reunited with dad

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Worldwide Proof Copy Competition!

I have 2 proof copies of ‘On The Other Side’ to give away here on tumblr! Reblog this post and use the hashtag #OnTheOtherSide ! Make sure you read the Terms and Conditions before entering! bitly.com/ontheotherside-WIN

#OnTheOtherSide

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birthday party friend love 🎉💚🎉

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All my friends are beautiful

That feeling when

your nannying approach is very child centered but your charge goes to a teacher centered preschool 3 days a week.

#nanny life #child centered #teacher centered #love and logic

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Read about each victim of the Orlando Pulse shooting here. Remember their names, their faces, and their stories.

My partner got a job as a grader at our University and watching him grade makes me feel the warm fuzzies. He's so smart and handsome.

#personal

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the Weasley burrow

#fan art #harry potter #so cute #the burrow #molly weasley #harry and ron

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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

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I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize.

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.

“Melissa, did you punch him?”

“Yes.” I said.

“Why?”

“Because he snapped my bra strap.”

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.”

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.”

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?”

I didn’t get suspended that day.