weird, but fucking beautiful

she/her | I'm 29 just fyi

[everythingfox]

He will as soon as he figures out his foot

[catchymemes]

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[faeberrywine]

ID credit: 1126177192 on 小红书

(please like, reblog and give proper credit if you use any of my gifs!)

[buglvr24]

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

[mollybeenoel]

Via twaniimals

[depsidase]

[knightsickness]

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

[0v9]

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

[sevdrag]

I’m going to cry that is the MOST DETERMINED lil guy

[harryhasasherlockhat]

me, when I don't want to walk twice to get my stuff from A to B

[spicymochi]

little clown otter

[onlytiktoks]

[elvenmoans]

You can see someone else also using the devices' second seat, and I think that's so cool. Mobility devices help everyone, here other employees also get a chance to sit while they're working. I just love mobility aids, man. It's like the cut curb effect

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

[depsidase]

[vnusplanetoflove]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[mangonetics]

Which of my recent single use verification codes is the most fuckable?

245897

810719

142123

441686

104996

007078

339897

306093

001238

923002

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

[razorvomit]

[depsidase]